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It started off as a bet between Bubba and I to see how long it takes to get to the Mason-Dixon. (*Note to self: Never borrow a map from
a roadhouse bar; they have different points of interest!) We ended up across the south, collecting the best, most potent & unique cocktails
we could find. From the rolling hills of Kentucky to the tip of the Keys & beyond, here are the recipes & their stories.
• Sangria Made with fresh fruit. Refreshing as it is tasty!
• Texas Margarita The only way to drink a margarita is with premium gold tequila and Grand Marnier! That’s what the man with the rodeo
championship belt told us. Nice guy, awfully ugly belt.
• The Hurricane Light & dark rum in a tropical whirlwind of juices. Don’t batten down the hatches for this storm - Laissez les bon temps rouler!
• Goombay Smash We discovered this one while cruising through the Bahamas last winter break. We brought this back as our Bohemian
souvenir to share with y’all. Coconut, light and dark rum with pineapple and OJ.
• Swamp Water Rum, melon liqueur and fresh juices. While down in the bayou and ‘ol boy named Bobby Booshay gave us a swig of his
“Swamp Water.” As they say, “when in the bayou, do as the bayou’enns.” At least we think they said that!
• Kentucky Cooler Any y’all ever spike a watermelon with vodka? A reminder of the easy life when all you needed was a couple of inner
tubes and a lazy river.
• Fuzzy Navel in Overalls Our take on the fuzzy navel. A bartender in Memphis helped us with this name and then offered to show us his.
Elvis has left the building!
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We done did it again, but this time we’re on the hard stuff! Even picked us up a hitchhiker along the way. Crash swears this stuff is legal,
but we’ll see. Jethro and his gang are still looking for us back in Memphis.
• Grandma’s Cough Medicine Apple moonshine, Grand Marnier, and a splash of lemonade. Beats grandpa's onion juice any day! Heck,
I feel a cold comin’ on myself!
• Strawberry Fields Forever Y’all ever drank a rainbow before? Well, this ‘bout as close as yah get. Strawberry moonshine, lemon infused
syrup, and a splash of southern sweet tea.
• Georgia-Main Found this one while we were broke down in Macon. White lightnin’, fresh juice, and a slice of red bell pepper. Y’all get
your fruits and veggies in one serving.
• Carolina Coolwater That southern heat is hot now! This concoction of peach moonshine, OJ, and pineapple juice is like having your own
shade tree.
• Tennessee Moon Pie Apple & caramel moonshine and Sprite. We’ll thank Grandma Smith for yah... For the shine, not the apples.
• Palmetto Punch Blueberry moonshine, vanilla schnapps and fresh juices. That’s what they call this one around these parts.
$6 Shot
After bustin’ a flat in Baton Rouge, Bubba and I headed back home. Baskin’ in that Carolina sun, we started reminiscing about all the adventures
we’ve had over the years. Here’s our 21 Shot Salute to how it all started... to nights we’ll never remember, and friends we’ll never forget.
1) ALMOND JOY Chocoloate Vodka, Frangelico, Coconut Rum
12) UN-CLOUDY DAY Coconut Rum, Pineapple, Vanilla Schnapps
2) PEPPERMINT PATTY Mocha Rum, Créme de Menthe, Dash of Cream
13) SEA ISLAND BUSHWHACKER Java Rum, Amaretto, Cream
14) DIRTY BANANA Banana Rum, Coffee Liqueur
Vanilla Vodka, Pineapple Juice, Grenadine
4) AFTER DINNER MINT Peppermint Schnapps, Créme de Cacao
15) BEACH CRUISER Coconut Rum, OJ, Pineapple Juice
5) BIG RED Cinnamon Whiskey, Apple Schnapps, Grenadine
16) BIRD DOG SOUR Blackberry Whiskey, Sweet & Sour
6) AL PUCCINO Double Espresso Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Chocolate liqueur
17) SOUTHERN MAN Peach Moonshine, Bourbon, Coke
7) FUN DIP Grape Vodka, Sweet & Sour, Blue Curacao
8) THE HOUND DOG PB&J Vodka, Créme de Banana, Triple Sec
19) LEMON WEDGE Grand Marnier, Pink Lemonade
9) DRUNK MONA LISA Strawberry Moonshine
20) PUSH-UP Peach Schnapps, Orange Cream, Red Bull
10) RISE & SHINE Apple Moonshine
21) ROYAL BOMB Crown Royal, Peach Schnapps, Red Bull
Apple Vodka, Rum, Cranberry, Red Bull
11) CARAMEL MILK MAID Caramel Moonshine
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• Margarita The age-old margarita made with premium tequila. All kicked up!
• Peach Daiquiri Rum, fresh peaches and a sprig of mint make this as fresh as the southern air.
• Strawberry Daiquiri Fresh strawberries and rum blended together to create a classic frozen drink.
• Bananas Foster Daiquiri
Banana cinnamon rum and vanilla ice cream... Need we say more?
• Grilled Pineapple Pina Colada
Grilled pineapple, coconut and rum all blended together to create a classic frozen concoction.
• Tidal Wave Rum, pineapple and coconut blended over a fresh blueberry purée. Ride the tide!
• Simi
• Clos Du Bois
• Rodney Strong Chalk Hill
• Four Vines Naked (Unoaked)
• St. Francis
• The Other Red (Cab/Merlot/Syrah)
• Dave Mathews The Dreaming Tree Crush (Merlot/Syrah/Zinfandel)
• The Seeker Malbec
Your pick for $7 per glass or save and go with the bottle for $26
Your pick for $8 per glass or save and go with the bottle for $31
Your pick for $8 per glass or save and go with the bottle for $31
Your pick for $7 per glass or save and go with the bottle for $26
• Blue Fish Reisling
• Ruffino Lumina Pinot Grigio
• Sartori Pinot Grigio
• Acrobat (King Estate) Pinot Gris
• Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc
• Geyser Peak Sauvignon Blanc
• Franciscan Merlot
• Chateau St. Michelle Merlot
• Simi Cabernet
• Liberty School Cabernet
• Estancia Pinot Noir
• Mark West Pinot Noir
Drink It Before We Do! $75 per bottle
• Sutterhome White Zin $5.50 per glass or $20 for the bottle
• Maschio Split
• Northstar Merlot
• Duckhorn Paraduxx
• Conn Creek Anthology
• Rodney Strong Symmetry
• Col Solaré
• Franciscan Magnificat
• Veuve Clicquot Rose
• Fleischmann’s
• Absolut
• Absolut Citron
• Absolut Peppar
• UV Cake
• Fire Fly Sweet Tea
• Effen Cucumber
• Stoli Orange
• Tito’s Handmade Vodka
• Ketel One
• Belvedere
• Chopin
• Grey Goose
• Van Gogh Assorted Flavors
– Black Cherry
– Wild Appel
– Grape
– PB&J
– Double Expresso
– Dutch Caramel
– Dutch Chocolate
– Vanilla
– Cool Peach
• Ron Rico
• Sea Island Java Rum
• Bacardi
• Captain Morgan
• Goslings Dark
• Topper’s Mocha Mama
• Topper’s Coconut Retriever
• Topper’s Banana Vanilla Cinnamon
• Topper’s White Chocolate Raspberry
• Malibu
• Sailor Jerry’s
• 10 Cane
• Fleischmann’s
• Beefeater
• Bombay Sapphire
• Tangueray
• Pepé Lopez
• Lunazol 100% Agave
• José Cuervo Gold
• Cuervo 1800
• Cabo Wabo
• Avion Silver
• Patron Silver
• Casamigos
• J&B
• Dewars
• Drambuie
• Chivas Regal
• Glenlivet 12 Year
• Johnnie Walker Red
• Johnnie Walker Black
• Christian Brothers
• Courvoissier
• Hennessy
• Remy Martin VSOP
• Trave
• Disaronno
• Palmetto Blueberry
• Palmetto Blackberry
• Ole Smoky Cherry
• Ole Smoky Peach
• Firefly Apple
• Firefly Caramel
• Firefly Strawberry
• Firefly White Lightning
• Jim Beam
• Jim Beam Red Stag
• Bulleit Rye
• Baker’s
• Basil Hayden’s
• Knob Creek
• Maker’s Mark
• Wild Turkey 101
• Woodford Reserve
• Four Roses Small Batch
• Angel’s Envy
• Booker’s
• Bird Dog Blackberry
• Blanton’s Single Barrel
• Canadian Club
• Seagrams 7
• Jack Daniel’s
• Bushmills - Irish Whiskey
• Jameson - Irish Whiskey
• Crown Royal
• Gentleman Jack
• Crown Royal Reserve
• Benedictine
• Chambord
• Dr. McGillicuddy’s Vanilla
• Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
• Godiva Chocolate
• Pama
• Frangelico
• Grand Marnier
• Kahlua
• Sambuca Romana
• Bailey’s Irish Cream
• Jagérmeister
• Rumple Minze
• Cointreau