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Suzette Espinosa Fuentes
(786) 468-2221
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Cindy Gil
(786) 468-2228
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The Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County
Outrageous and true celebrity memoirs performed live on stage
by some of the funniest people in entertainment!
Miami cast to feature stage and screen stars
Sex and the City’s fabulous MARIO CANTONE
Saturday Night Live star RACHEL DRATCH
Burn Notice’s Emmy-winning SHARON GLESS
Desperate Housewives’ Tony Award-winning ROGER BART
Drama Desk Award-winning creators EUGENE PACK and DAYLE
Plus, local surprise celebrities!
Preview – Thursday, May 5
Media Opening Night -- Friday, May 6
May 5 - May 15, 2011
Tickets $45
$24.50 Student Rush Tickets Available
Carnival Studio Theater, Sanford and Dolores Ziff Ballet Opera House
MIAMI, FL April 13, 2011 – Now celebrating its Fifth Anniversary Season, the Adrienne Arsht Center
for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County proudly presents the smash-hit comedy CELEBRITY
AUTOBIOGRAPHY, an evening of jaw-dropping, hard-to-believe vignettes excerpted straight from
actual celebrity tell-alls and performed by a first-rate comedic ensemble and special guest stars that
have included Ryan Reynolds, Brooke Shields, Sherri Shepherd, and more!
Hailed by The New York Post as ―the funniest show in town, hands down,‖ CELEBRITY
AUTOBIOGRAPHY will play at the Carnival Studio Theater at the Adrienne Arsht Center from May 5
– 15. While the show has been known to have surprise celebrity guests, stars already slated for the
first week of the Miami run include ―Saturday Night Live” funny lady RACHEL DRATCH, Tonynominated actor and comedian MARIO CANTONE (beloved for his role as wedding planner
extraordinaire on ―Sex and the City‖) and acclaimed multiple Emmy Award-winning TV and stage
actress SHARON GLESS. For week two of CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY, GLESS, featured on
the popular TV series ―Burn Notice‖ and recently seen in the Miami production of ―Round-Heeled
Woman‖ at Gable Stage to rave reviews, is joined by Broadway and TV star ROGER BART, most
recently seen as the menacing dentist on ABC‘s ―Desperate Housewives,‖ and acclaimed for his
laugh-out-loud comedic performances in the Broadway musicals The Producers and Young
Created and developed by Emmy Award-nominated writer-performer Eugene Pack and Dayle Reyfel,
who are also part of the stellar cast, CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY delivers juicy and unbelievably
outrageous passages from the actual memoirs of celebrities - the ‗he-said, she-said‘ accounts of Burt
and Loni, Tiger Woods‘ ―golf lessons,‖ the re-enactment of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson‘s
courtship and even a hilarious ensemble ―playlet‖ edited together from the memoirs of the most
famous love triangle in Hollywood history—Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds, and Eddie Fisher.
Madonna, Justin Bieber, Mr. T, Suzanne Somers, and Britney Spears are among the other
celebrities whose revelatory tomes are often featured in the show. Everyone gets their ―fifteen
minutes‖ in CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY, even audience members, who are invited to participate
in each show.
―Celebrity Autobiography is pure entertainment close up in the Carnival Studio Theater performed by
award-winning celebrities about celebrities,‖ said M. John Richard, president and CEO of the
Adrienne Arsht Center. ―We are delighted to welcome this star-studded cast to Miami and look
forward to the surprises that may come throughout the run.‖
Tickets to CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY are on sale now. Tickets are $45 and may be purchased
through the Adrienne Arsht Center box office by calling (305) 949-6722, or online at
Student “Rush” Tickets
$24.50 Student ―Rush‖ tickets will be available for all performances, based on availability. Students
with valid I.D. must arrive 15 minutes prior to curtain at the Carnival Studio Theater Box Office at the
Adrienne Arsht Center. This offer is available in-person only at the box office, with a limit of two
tickets per person.
Running for three sold-out years in New York City and making its Miami premiere at the Adrienne
Arsht Center in May, CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY is a 2009 Drama Desk Award winner for
Unique Theatrical Experience and is one of the most critically-acclaimed, "buzzed about shows" of
recent years, according to Entertainment Weekly. The show has been profiled in the top media
outlets, including ABC‘s ―The View‖ and ―Nightline,‖ NBC‘s ―Last Call with Carson Daly,‖ NPR‘s
―Morning Edition,‖ CBS‘s ―Sunday Morning,‖ CNN‘s ―American Morning,‖ and Bravo‘s ―A-List Awards‖
as well as Time and the Wall Street Journal. The production has toured extensively in the U.S. with
acclaimed performances in Pittsburgh, New Orleans, San Francisco, Chicago, Arizona, and Austin,
and at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, as well as an ongoing production at Los Angeles‘s Broad Stage.
The show also recently opened at London‘s Leicester Square Theatre where it has received rave
reviews and plays to sell-out audiences.
RACHEL DRATCH joined the cast of "Saturday Night Live" in 1999 where she performed for seven
years, creating memorable characters including Boston teen "Denise," the "Lovers" professors with
Will Ferrell, junior high school student "Sheldon," and "Debbie Downer." She wrote and performed in
the two-person sketch show "Dratch and Fey" with SNL co-star Tina Fey. Appearing in multiple
revues, DRATCH received the Joseph Jefferson Award for Best Actress in a Revue for Paradigm
Lost and Promisekeepers Losers Weepers.
Known for his role of wedding planner extraordinaire on ―Sex and the City,‖ MARIO CANTONE is
also a celebrated New York stage actor and stand-up comedian who gained critical acclaim for his
Tony-nominated one-man show Laugh Whore. He has starred in numerous productions including the
Tony Award-winning Assassins by Stephen Sondheim and John Weidman, Terrence McNally's
Award-winning dramatic comedy Love!Valor!Compassion! and as ―Stephano‖ in Shakespeare's The
Tempest. CANTONE has been featured on multiple Comedy Central programs (―The USO Comedy
Tour,‖ “Chappelle's Show,‖ ―Premium Blend‖) and starred in his own special. His film credits include
Sony's animated film Surf's Up, The Aristocrats, and Sex and the City 2.
Multiple Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winner, SHARON GLESS recently received her 10th
Primetime Emmy Award nomination for her portrayal of the chain-smoking, obsessive mother
Madeline Westen on USA Network‘s ―Burn Notice,‖ the highest-rated cable series in the country. Most
notably, GLESS starred in ―Cagney & Lacey‖ for which she earned two Emmys, a Golden Globe and
six Emmy nominations. GLESS is also recognized for her chilling TV performance as Colleen Rose
on FX‘s ―Nip/Tuck,‖ and the outrageous and beloved Debbie Novotny in the groundbreaking
Showtime series ―Queer as Folk.‖ In 1995, GLESS was honored with a star on the Walk of Fame.
Stage and screen actor most recently recognized for his role on ABC‘s ―Desperate Housewives,‖
ROGER BART is a Tony and Drama Desk Award Winner for Best Featured Actor in a Musical for his
role as ―Snoopy‖ in the revival of You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown directed by Michael Mayer.
BART‘s film credits include the Overture film Law-Abiding Citizen starring Jamie Foxx and Gerard
Butler, Paramount Pictures‘ The Stepford Wives, Hostel 2 and Disney‘s Hercules and The Lady and
the Tramp II. His Broadway credits include Young Frankenstein, The Producers, The Frogs starring
opposite Nathan Lane and Triumph of Love. Most recently, BART has starred on the TV series “The
Lost Room,‖ NBC‘s ―30 Rock,‖ the CBS comedy ―Bram and Alice,‖ and ―Law and Order.‖ His most
recent works include a recurring role on the NBC series ―The Event‖ and on Broadway as the title
character, ‗Dr. Frederick Frankenstein‘ in Young Frankenstein.
Celebrity Autobiography is sponsored in part by Marriott South Beach.
Adrienne Arsht Center presents
As seen on Bravo TV, audiences will enjoy a night of non-stop laughter as they experience a variety of jaw-dropping
vignettes inspired and torn straight from the pages of the most unforgettable celebrity tell-alls: from the "he-said, she-said"
accounts of Burt and Loni... how Tiger Woods strokes his putter... Mr. T's acting tips... the Britney Spears Diary... Justin
Bieber's backstage confessions... The re-enactment of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson's courtship, to the most famous
love triangle in Hollywood history—Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher.
May 5 – May 15, 2011
Carnival Studio Theater, Ziff Ballet Opera House
Adrienne Arsht Center
1300 Biscayne Boulevard, Miami, FL 33132
Tickets: $45
For reservations, visit or call the box office at (305) 949-6722.
Visit for up-to-date information for details and schedules.
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The Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County is made possible by the public support of the
Miami-Dade County Mayor and the Board of County Commissioners, the Miami-Dade County Department of Cultural
Affairs and the Cultural Affairs Council, the Miami-Dade County Tourist Development Council and the City of Miami Omni
Community Redevelopment Agency. The Adrienne Arsht Center also receives generous support from local, state and
national foundations, as well as private contributions to the Adrienne Arsht Center Foundation through corporate and
individual giving, Visionary Society membership and the Encore Circle major gifts programs.
About the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County
Now celebrating its Fifth Anniversary Season, the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts of Miami-Dade County is
one of the world‘s leading performing arts organizations and venues. Made possible by Miami-Dade County‘s largest ever
public/private-sector partnership, the Center is home to the Florida Grand Opera, Miami City Ballet and New World
Symphony, America‘s Orchestral Academy. In addition, numerous South Florida arts organizations perform in its theaters
regularly. Since opening in 2006, the Center has emerged as a leader in offering and presenting innovative programming
that mirrors South Florida‘s diversity, as a catalyst for development in Miami, and as a host of impactful community
outreach and education programs.
Designed by world-renowned architect Cesar Pelli of Pelli Clarke Pelli Architects, the venue is comprised of the 2,400seat Sanford and Dolores Ziff Ballet Opera House, the 2,200-seat John S. and James L. Knight Concert Hall, the black
box Carnival Studio Theater, a restored Carnival Tower, the Peacock Foundation, Inc. Studio, the Peacock Foundation,
Inc. Education Center and the outdoor Parker and Vann Thomson Plaza for the Arts. The Carnival Tower, an architectural
icon and one of Miami‘s oldest Art Deco buildings, houses the street-level BOMBAY SAPPHIRE® Lounge. Events
impresario and restaurateur Barton G. Weiss brought his signature style to the Center in 2009 with PRELUDE BY
BARTON G, a full-service upscale restaurant.
Visit for more information.