How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! A Photo of 2 Old Men (A Fascinating Tale for People who are Destined to get Old) By Ray Walter Swangkee The Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, Box 305E53, King’s Mountain, Kentucky 40442 The Divided States of United Lies! My E-mail Address is: [email protected] as in, “The King at TELL ALL, dot, Network of Truth!” Please Visit the most Beautiful, Enlightening, and Inspiring Website on the Internet, at: www.ThePeacock.com “Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus. Finally, brothers/sisters, whatever things are true, whatever things are noble, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report, if there is any virtue and if there is anything praiseworthy, meditate on those things.” Philippians 4: 6 8, Revised New King James Version (RNKJ) How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Copyright, Dedication, and Introduction By The Professor Wordcraft from The Universal College of Superior Knowledge This Unique Book is COPYRIGHTED 2003 AD, by Ray Walter Swangkee, whose God-given Pen Name is The PEACOCK, who is the Author of more than 200 Inspired Books and Booklets, which he wrote since he Retired more than 30 Years ago on Angel Ridge.1 All Rights are Reserved for the Truth’s Sake. No Portion of this Exceptionally Good Book shall be Reproduced by any Means for Sale: because it is Gratefully provided Free of Charge by The Swangkee Association of Truth Seekers and Treasure Hunters, Worldwide!2 This Special Book is now DEDICATED to those hundreds of millions of Deceived People of Various Religions, who Need to get their Priorities in ORDER: because they are not PREPARED for the Great Worldwide FAMINE that is Coming, let alone being Prepared for the Return of Jesus Christ as the KING of Kings and RULER of Rulers; but they have no Idea as to HOW to get their Priorities in Order: because it is not something that we are Taught anything about in the School of Fools, the Universal College of almost Worthless knowledge, nor even within our Faithless Churches of Graceful Sinners: because, if Enough People should Think about getting their Priorities in ORDER, and then Act on it, See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: Justification of Capitalization! 2 See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: Is it a SIN to Make MERCHANDISE of The Words of God?? 1 3 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! X-amount of Businesses would simply go OUT of Business, including the School of FOOLS, the Universal College of almost Worthless knowledge,3 and the Faithless Church of Hardhearted Unbelievers all of whom Deserve to go through that Great Worldwide FAMINE, wherein it will not Rain on all of the Earth for 3 Years and 6 Months, according to the Book of Revelation, Chapter 11! Therefore, let all Wise People SIT UP and Pay Strict Attention to what the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge has to Reveal: because he has a Special GIFT from the Master Farmer, who has Inspired this Special Book for YOUR Sakes: beCause everyone who Manages to get his or her Priorities in Order, will Escape from that Great Tribulation, and will Thank God that they were Patient Enough in Order to Study this Unique Book, even as Boring as it might be to some Colorblind People, who Suffer with Constipation of the Mind, and cannot even Understand that they are the LEAST Prepared for that Great Famine! Indeed, they have put their Trust in a WICKED Anti-Christ FALSE Cover-up Federal Government of DEVILS in High Places, who Recommend a 3- or 4-day Supply of Water, just in case there is a Terrorist Attack; but they seem to Know NOTHING about that Great Worldwide FAMINE that is Coming, if we do not all REPENT!4 In Fact, it is as if those Political Rabbits never even Heard about Prophecies, or else they have no Faith in them: beCause of so many FALSE Prophets, who are almost as Numerous as Politicians and Lawyers: beCause almost anyone can Claim to be a Prophet, even without Attending one Church Service, and certainly without 3 (which Capitalizes such Unimportant words as Ray Walter Swangkee, Ford Motors, Pepsi Poison, and General ElecTRICK; but Fails to Capitalize such very Important Words as Honesty, Light, Truth, Faith, Hope, Love, Trust, Patience, Persistence, Sun, Earth, Moon, Topsoil, Water, and World, which is a Mystery: because it is Obvious that the Earth is much more Important than President George Walking BUSH, for Example, who has no Power over the Wind and the Rain, and Certainly cannot Twist the Arm of God, nor put him into a Headlock!) 4 See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklets, called: What will you Do when the Rain STOPS??, Can Politicians be Trusted??, and: What does it Mean to REPENT?? 4 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Studying the Scriptures in the Light of Historical Facts: because that is a Wide-open Territory, or Unexplored Territory, you might say, which the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge has also Explored to some Degree; but without any Great Success: because all of his Prophecies are Strictly for the FUTURE, which never seems to Arrive! Indeed, it is the very same Problem that you might Discover while Reading that Holy Bible, whose Prophets were about as VAGUE as the Book of Revelation, which is MASSIVE Confusion to most Minds: beCause of its Deep SYMBOLOGY, whereby one very Understandable Thing is Used in Order to REPRESENT something else, which is far less Understandable; but only because all of the Necessary Information is not Available. For Example, the Seven Golden Candlesticks Represent the Seven Churches; and the Seven Burning Lamps of Fire, which are before the Throne, Represent the Seven Spirits of God, which most Christians cannot even Name: beCause the Holy Bible does not List all of them in Order! (See Revelation 1: 12 20, and 4: 5, for the Details.) Indeed, it is as if the Holy Bible were DESIGNED for Massive Confusion among Ignorant FOOLS, who Refuse to even STUDY IT as if they had something more Important to DO! Therefore, those People certainly have their Priorities OUT of Order: because, without the Spiritual Guidance of those Sacred Writings, we become just exactly what we are right NOW a Nation of Confused Debt-ridden FOOLS, who have no Reasonable Solutions for any of our Massive Problems, who are more than 20 TRILLION Dollars in DEBT to those Squirrelly Bankers! Yes, the Average American has more than $10,000 worth of Credit Card Debts, alone (or about 2 trillion Dollars); but then there are State Debts (worth hundreds of billions), County Debts, City Debts, Business Debts, Personal Debts, and National Debts (of more than 7 Trillion Dollars, alone) which have those Added INTEREST Payments of another 4 Trillion Dollars: because of the Fact that such Debts will Require as much as 20 Years, just to Pay Off the PRINCIPLE on the LOANS! that is, IF we Decide to make any Effort toward Paying Off such Loans, since the 5 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! “Economists” say that Borrowing Money and going into Debt is “Healthy for our Economy”! HUMBUG!! Yes, DOUBLE Humbug: beCause the only People who PROFIT from such Loans are BANKERS and Money Lenders, who are the LEAST Worthy of so much Money: beCause they Do the LEAST Amount of WORK! Indeed, they take RISKY Chances when they Invest in such Businesses as ENRON and WORLDCOM; but, generally speaking, the Big Bankers are the Wealthiest People in the World, who can Afford HUGE Towering Bank Buildings, and Endless Sprawling Personal Property, while they Eat thousand-dollar Dinners with Politicians, and take million-dollar Weekend Vacations with Pretty Skunks and Lying Snakes; and yet you never Hear a BAD Word about Bankers on the Evening News: because they are Exempt from Criticism! In Fact, the Bankers have it Neatly Arranged in such a Way that they can hardly be Blamed for anything that might go Wrong: beCause they are the SAINTS of the Business World, who have much Love and Compassion for the Poor Souls at Home and Abroad, who Rely upon them for more Money: beCause it is “MONEY that Greases the Wheels of Capitalism,” as they say, which is True! However, LOTS of Money is not only Good for Bankers, and other Rich Capitalist HOGS; but it is Good for all of US, if it is Used WISELY: because it can be a Great Blessing. However, if your Mind has not been MESMERIZED by those HUGE Towering Bank Buildings, which give to Weak Minds the False Sense of True Prosperity, you might be Interested in Learning HOW that we can ALL get Moderately Rich, without Borrowing any Money, without going into Debt, without Preaching any Lies, and without Selling any TRASH!5 Nevertheless, if there are any CHIEF Criminals in this World of Woes, the List of such Criminals would Naturally have to INCLUDE those Greedy Squirrelly Bankers, who HORDE UP OUR NUTS in their Banks, you might say: beCause they make See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: Why Buy any more TRASH?? 5 6 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Sure that their Bank Buildings are Well Prepared for most Disasters, including those Tornadoes, Floods, Fires, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, and Volcanoes: because most of their Banks are RESISTANT to all such Damages, which might be Caused by Natural “Phenomenon,” but their own Personal Houses are Certainly NOT Fireproof, Hail-proof, Tornado-proof, Mouseproof, Rat-proof, ROT-proof, Termite-proof, Paint-proof, Self-airconditioned, and Insurance-proof, like Marble-faced Steelreinforced Concrete Bank Buildings with Granite Floors: because they do not Desire that anyone should Discover the Truth about Houses! No, those Poor Bankers cannot Afford to Loan US Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves Enough Money in Order to make PROPER Houses, which are as Good or Better than the Swangkee Brothers’ 98% Rock Houses: beCause, if every American House were Designed Correctly, and Built with 4-foot-thick SOLID Walls, which are Faced with Colorful Marble or Granite, those Poor Bankers could not Collect upwards of 400 BILLION Dollars per YEAR for Interest or Usury on their Loans! †‡6 Indeed, I Assume that you have Heard about Compound Interest, the Second Mortgage, and the Divorce Court, which are all Weirdly Related to those Friendly BANKERS!7 Nevertheless, do not Allow it to WORRY you any: because you can keep your Mind on “…whatever things are true, whatever things are noble, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report, if there is any virtue and if there is anything praiseworthy,…” in the Great Divided States of United Lies! Yes, you may now Meditate on those GOOD Things that Build up your Faith in the PRIDE and VANITY of the District of Criminals, in George Washington’s OUTHOUSE that is, in the Little White BACKHOUSE in the District of Colombian Drug Addicts, where you can Discover the 2 See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: Justification of Symbols, Creatures, and Characters! 7 See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: WHO are the REAL Bank Robbers??, followed by: Can Lawyers be Trusted?? 6 7 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Stinking Holes for the Dimwitcrats and Reprobates to SQUAT ON, while we Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves are supposed to Relish what comes out of there. Yes, we are supposed to GOBBLE IT UP as if it were the GOSPEL TRUTH! But behold, when the RAIN STOPS, and the Fields have NOTHING in them to EAT, the Great FALSE Economy will CRASH! Yes, it will be WORSE than that Great Depression of the 1930’s: because, during that Time, most of the People still Lived on the LAND, where they might have Scratch out something to Eat from their Gardens, if it Happened to RAIN; but behold, most of the People now Live within Cities of Confusion, where there are few if any Fruitful Gardens, and few People who have any Idea HOW to make a Garden Productive, even if they are GIVEN ONE! Indeed, 95% of the Americans are now TRAPPED within those STINKING Filthy Cities of MASSIVE Confusion, where they Live in FEAR of Terrorists, while the Greater Fear should be their Belly Buttons Rubbing on their Backbones for HUNGER and THIRST: beCause all Terrorists in the World, COMBINED, are not nearly so FRIGHTENING as a Great WORLDWIDE FAMINE, as a Result of the Master Farmer being “PISSED OFF,” as they say! Yes, he could become very ANGRY with such a Nation of FOOLS, who have had all of the Opportunities in Order to make themselves and everyone else in the whole World MODERATELY RICH, just by their Labors, alone; but, instead, they have Chosen to WASTE their Time, Money, Materials, and Energy on FOOLISHNESS such as Running to Work in their Abominable Gas-hog Cars, when they could simply get up and go to Work at HOME, if their Homes were set up PROPERLY on the Land that Feeds and Clothes them! (See the DRAWING at the Rear End of this Book.) However, most Americans do not LIKE to Work with their Hands in a Garden, Orchard, Vineyard, nor Homecraft Workshop: because “that Kind of Labor is only Good for MEXICANS and Negroes, or the Lowest Class White TRASH,” they say, who do not Deserve to be Moderately RICH: beCause they did not Attend 8 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! the School of Fools, nor Graduate from the Universal College of almost Worthless knowledge, which does not even Capitalize such Important Words as FAMINE, Drought, Thirst, Hunger, Pains, and DEATH, itself: beCause they Assume that Burger King and McDonald Hamburgers are more Important; but behold, when the Rain STOPS, and there is NOTHING to Eat, nor anything left to Drink: because of POVERTY with a Capital P, they will have to Revise their Spelling Methods! Yes, they will Suddenly begin to Understand the Importance of LOVE, Honesty, Hard Work, Faith, Hope, Patience, Trust, Persistence, Longsuffering, and all of those GOOD Things, which they have not been Meditating on! No, they have not Considered the GREAT Multi-meanings of the Words “FAMINE, Poverty, Crime, Terrorism, Thirst, Hunger, Sickness, Disease, WAR, and DEATH,” since they have been Thoroughly Distracted by the Devil’s Vision of Entertainment on Television.8 Yes, they have been Playing BALL Games, and Dancing at their own FUNERAL, you might say: because even an IDIOT could See that we are set up Perfectly for DISASTER in the 360th Degree! In Fact, few Nations of Idiots ever Existed who were LESS Prepared for such a Great FAMINE, than we are now, who are so PROUD of our Wonderful Federal Governments!9 Indeed, more than 50% of the Eligible American Voters do not even bother themselves to go to the Polls: beCause they Know for a FACT that nothing is Gained by Voting for 2 WRong Parties!10 Moreover, they also Know for a Fact that it does not do any Good to VOTE for The GOAT: because the Goat has LESS of a Chance for Winning the Election, than a Political RABBIT has: because the Goat is just TOO HONEST! Indeed, Honesty will keep you OUT of See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: Is Television a Gift from God, or SATAN?? 9 See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklets, called: Why am I so PROUD to be an American??, and: Do you Pledge your Allegiance to God, or to a RAG?? 10 See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: What is WRong with C-span??, followed by: VOTE for The GOAT! 8 9 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Washington’s Outhouse: because it STINKS from the Top to the Bottom! Yes, it has been Filled with Elephant Droppings and Donkey Dung for YEARS: because no one has bothered to CLEAN HOUSE, since it STINKS too much for an Honest Person to go in there and Deal with it: because it is Piled up to the Ceiling! Indeed, the whole Political Game is REPULSIVE to any Honest Person: because it is Ruled by MONEY, and by the “Love of Money,” which is the Root of all Evils, as the Apostle Paul Warned! (See First Timothy 6.) Yes, Politicians can Buy their Way into their Orifices, if they have Enough MONEY; but Poor Abe Lincoln would not stand a Chance: because there are no Open Debates with Honest People like the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who could easily put them to Open Shame, if he should be Allowed to Ask them a few Important Questions. For Example, the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge would like to Gather ALL of the Political Rabbits, Porcupine Lawyers, Squirrelly Bankers, Deceptive Professors, Lying Preachers, and Misguided Teachers in the whole World, TOGETHER, for what he Justifiably calls The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING!, where he might Ask them a few Important Questions, such as this one: “Do any of you Intelligent People DENY that there are Enough Mountains of Various Kind of ROCKS, which we could Use Wisely in Order to Construct GOOD Houses for every Soul in the WORLD? If you Deny it, PLEASE STAND UP!” at which Time not one of those Timid Political Rabbits would DARE to Peep nor Mutter, much less to STAND UP on their Shaky Legs: beCause they Know for a FACT that there are Literally hundreds of thousands of Mountains of Rocks in this World of Wonders: because they have Done some Traveling; but, Thanks to the Bankers, there is NO Money for Doing such Important Work: beCause they might put themselves OUT of Business, since such Houses would Endure for at least a thousand Years, and would Represent the NEW Money that would be Minted and Printed in Order to HIRE those Masses 10 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! of Poor People, in Order to BUILD their own Beautiful $wangkee Stone DOMEHOME COMPLEXES! that is, IF we Elected a New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint! Yes, “Which one of you People DENIES that we have Sufficient Technology in Order to Build and Use Solar-powered $wangkee Tools, in Order to put those Masses of WORKING Soldier to WORK? Please STAND UP, if you Deny it!” at which Time not one of those Spiritual COWARDS would DARE to Stand up: beCause they Know for a FACT that we have Sufficient Solar and Wind Power, and especially after we have Reduced the NEED for so much Wasted Electricity, by Building Beautiful PLANNED City States, called: $wangkee Lowtels, Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses!, which just Happen to have more than 248 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building them and Living within the Borders of them! Yes, there is very little or NO NEED for such Abominable Gas-hog Cars within Profitable $wangkee Fortresses, which have all of the Gardens, Vineyards, Orchards, Fruit Tree Houses, Homecraft Workshops, and Stone Domehomes within the Borders of $wangkee MOATS, which are Used in Order to KEEP OUT all of the Unwanted Creatures, including those Tax Masters and Interest Masters. (See the DRAWING at the Rear End of this Inspired Book.) Yes, STUDY that Drawing: because there are Actually more than 5,000 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building such Beautiful Planned City States, with NO Great Disadvantages, each of which Governs itself, according to whatever Religious or Non-religious Body of Wise People just Happen to Inherit it, at COST! Yes, you Heard it Right, O Drunken Ducks those Mountains of Rocks are FREE for getting them, along with Oceans of Distilled Water, Sand, Gravel, and whatever Building Materials that we Need, along with Vast Wide-open Spaces of Under-population, which are just BEGGING US to go to WORK, in Order to make every Person in the World Moderately RICH, so that no one in his or her Right Mind has any Good Excuse or Reason for Wanting to go to War, anymore! Indeed, the Palestinians can Build their own Beautiful Planned City States, and 11 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! the Israelis can Build theirs, also; and we can make the City of Jerusalem the HEADQUARTERS for The New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint!, where we can Build The Great World TEMPLE of PEACE, in Jerusalem! Yes, we can provide a Way for all Honest Hardworking People to get Moderately RICH (no matter what their Religious and Political Beliefs might be), just by their Labors, alone: because it is Physically Possible, as the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge has Proven with Reason and Logic, and Offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove his Words of Truth to be Wrong! However, which Priority should be put in First Place the Building of Swangkee Fortresses, the Calling Together of World Leaders, the Publishing of this Great Truth, the Establishment of Seven Great Swangkee Armies or Working Soldiers, the Minting and Printing of New Money, or WHAT???? Chapter 1 What IS a Priority?? Well, according to the Dictionary, a Priority is the MAIN CONCERN, or the thing that should have First Place in our Lives. For Example, Air is more Important than Water, and Water is more Important than Food, and Food is more Important than Clothing, and Clothing is more Important than Housing, and Housing is more Important than Transportation, and Transportation is more Important than Entertainment. However, there are many other Important Things. For Example, Spiritual Food is more Important than Physical Food: beCause, if one does not have Good Understanding, for Example, he might Drink Liquid Bleach or Gasoline, and thus Kill himself! Therefore, having Good Understanding has a Priority over Water and Food; and, in many Cases, it has a Priority over AIR: because one could be Breathing some very BAD Air, and thus Poison himself, or even Kill himself: 12 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! beCause of ASSUMING that the Air is GOOD, since Air is Natural; but Polluted Air is NOT Natural, nor Necessary: because it is Possible for all of us to have GOOD CLEAN AIR, as well as PURE Water, WHOLESOME NATURAL FOODS, Proper Clothing; Well-made Fireproof, Rot-proof, Termite-proof, Hailproof, Tornado-proof, Paint-proof, Insurance-proof HOUSES, Luscious All-Mineral Organic Gardens, Homecraft Workshops, $wangkee Fruit Tree Houses, Swangkee Covered Highways, and SAFE $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses! Yes, it is Possible and most Practical for all of us who Desire it, to be Living like SAINTS, rather than be Living like FOOLS, Homeless Idiots, MORONS, Warmongers, Drug Addicts, DRUNKARDS, Gluttons, PROSTITUTES, Capitalists, and SINNERS in general! However, getting our Priorities ARRANGED in the Right ORDER is perhaps the BIGGEST MENTAL PROBLEM: beCause it brings in CONFUSION within the Mind of any Person who stops in Order to THINK about it. For Example, if CLEAN AIR should be Priority Number ONE, then we would all have to SHUT OFF our Gas-hog Cars. PERIOD. Yes, we would have to SHUT OFF our Industrial GIANTS, and thus COLLAPSE our Great False Economy: because those Things RELY upon the Things that Cause POLLUTION of Air, Water, and Land. For Example, Gasoline contains MTBE’s, for which one single Drop can Poison the Water in an entire Swimming Pool! However, until People are dropping Dead in the Streets: because of Breathing BAD AIR, it is Unlikely that any Governor will Enforce any LAW that Demands that we SHUT OFF our Automobiles, and just WALK to Work, or use a Bicycle: beCause our Great False Economy DEPENDS on the SALE and USE of Automobiles! In other Words, when we get our Priorities OUT of Order for X-amount of Years, and also get ourselves ENTANGLED in the Spider’s WEB of CAPITALISM, we cannot just Suddenly CHANGE our Priorities, and get them back into the Right Order: beCause we have Crossed the BRIDGE 13 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! that Separates us from SANITY, and have gone into the Land of the INSANE, where the Masses of People are not even AWARE of any Priorities, let alone have any Idea as to HOW to get them into the RIGHT Order: beCause they have put the “Love of MONEY” as Priority Number ONE, and Fresh Clean Air is just a Luxury to them when they go on a LONG Vacation to some Islands in the Ocean of Forgetfulness, where they might Discover the Smell of a Salty Breeze, the Taste of a Sweet Mango, the Feel of Pure Water, or the Refreshing Pleasure of a FAST, whereby they DENY themselves of Eating all of that Greasy FILTHY Polluting Food, until it is Thoroughly REMOVED from their Bodies, at which Time they are Physiologically BORN AGAIN, and even SHINE with the Glory of GOD, like the Face of Moses SHINED when he came down from Mount Sinai, after Fasting for 40 Days and 40 Nights. (See Deuteronomy 9: 9, and 18; plus, Exodus 34: 27 35, which is just ONE Biblical Example of a Holy Man, which could be True for ALL People, if they were Close to GOD, instead of Close to Satan and Sons, Incorporated!) Indeed, most People in most Cities of Confusion, Worldwide, have never Experienced the JOY of such FREEDOM from their Internal FILTH; and can only VAGUELY Remember those Happy Days of their Youthfulness, when they could RUN and PLAY all Day long, and not even get Tired: because they were so HEALTHY! In Fact, they have long Forgotten that there was a Time when none of their Muscles were Sore, even after Working all Day long; and there were no Aches and Pains within their Bodies: because they were YOUTHFUL, and STRONG; but now they are OLD and Sick, and even Doubt that it is Possible for them to REGAIN their Youthfulness, even though their Bible Assures them of that FACT. For Example, in the Book of JOB, Chapter 33, it clearly States: “His Flesh shall be Fresher than that of a Child, he shall Return to the Days of his Youth…” Verse 25. Moreover, there are many other Inspired and HIDDEN Words within that Holy Bible, which Confirm the FACT of Regeneration. For Example, in Psalm 103 of the King James Version (KJV), it Clearly States: 14 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! 2. Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: 3. Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases; 4. Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies; 5. Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's. King James Version. And again, it is Translated slightly differently in the New King James Version (NKJ), stating: 2. Bless the Lord, O my soul, And forget not all His benefits: 3. Who forgives all your iniquities, Who heals all your diseases, 4. Who redeems your life from destruction, Who crowns you with lovingkindness and tender mercies, 5. Who satisfies your mouth with good things, So that your youth is renewed like the eagle's. Once again, it is Revised slightly differently in the American Standard Version (ASV), which reads as follows: 2. Bless Jehovah, O my soul, And forget not all his benefits: 3. Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; Who healeth all thy diseases; 4. Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; Who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies; 5. Who satisfieth thy desire with good things, So that thy youth is renewed like the eagle. Once again, it is slightly Revised in the Revised Standard Version (RSV), which reads as follows: 2. Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits, 3. who forgives all your iniquity, who heals all your diseases, 4. who redeems your life from the Pit, who crowns you with steadfast love and mercy, 5. who satisfies you with good as long as you live so that your youth is renewed like the eagle's. Once again, it is slightly Revised by the Translators of the Living Bible (LB), which reads as follows: 2. Yes, I will bless the Lord and not forget the glorious things he does for me. 3. He forgives all my sins. He heals me. 15 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! 4. He ransoms me from hell. He surrounds me with lovingkindness and tender mercies. 5. He fills my life with good things! My youth is renewed like the eagle's! Likewise, the New Jerusalem Bible (NJB) Confirms the Fact about Regeneration, which reads as follows: 2. bless Yahweh, my soul, never forget all his acts of kindness. 3. He forgives all your offences, cures all your diseases, 4. he redeems your life from the abyss, crowns you with faithful love and tenderness; 5. he contents you with good things all your life, renews your youth like an eagle's. (NOTE: The Translators of the New Jerusalem Bible Imagined that such Words were only POETRY, and therefore they put extra Spaces between the Lines, perhaps HOPING that someone might take more Time between reading the Lines, and thus perhaps MEDITATE on “whatsoever things are Pure, Innocent, Honest, Lovely, Kind, Praiseworthy, and of a Good Report…” But behold, even the Reverend Doctor Billy Graham did not Discover those Words of Truth, even after reading them as many as a hundred times: because he Claims to have read 5 Psalms each Day of his Christian Life! In other words, he must have also Imagined that such Words are just POETRY, rather than TRUTH: beCause, if he had taken those Words SERIOUSLY, he might have Discovered The New MAGNIFIED Version (NMV) of Psalm 103, which reads in Part as follows:) “Bless the Supreme Ruler, O my Soul, and do not Forget all of his Marvelous Benefits, who Forgives all of your Lawlessness, who Heals all of your Diseases; who Saves your Life from all Kinds of Destruction, Hell, and Misery, which comes upon the 16 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Wicked People who Reject the Truth; who Surrounds you with Loving Kindness and Tender Mercies, who Satisfies your Appetite with Good Fruits, so that your Youthfulness is Renewed, just like that of the Eagle’s, who gets New Feathers each Year. Likewise, so shall you Return to the Days of your Youth, when you Repent of all of your Dietary Sins, and Seek that Strait and Narrow Path that Leads to Everlasting Good Health in the Holy Kingdom of All that is Good. Yes, when you Fast and Pray until you are Cleansed from all Filthiness of the Flesh and Spirit, Perfecting HOLINESS in the Fear of the Supreme Ruler who shall Renew your Strength, so that you shall be Able to Run with the Deer all Day long, and Walk with God all Night long then you shall Mount up on Wings of Great Faith, like the Eagles who Soar in the Sky; yes, you shall Run, and not be Weary, you shall Walk, and not Faint: because you shall Return to the Days of your Youth, when you are Regenerated by Means of Fasting and Praying, which will Help you to get all of your Priorities in Order: because you will at Last begin to See, Hear, Smell, Taste, Feel, and Sense the Truth concerning all Important Subjects. Yes, you will come to Realize that you have been LIED TO by the Moneymongers, Whoremongers, Druggerers, and Greedy Capitalist HOGS, who can never get Enough: because their Lusts or Longing Desires are Insatiable, or Unable to be Satisfied: because they have Dug a Bottomless PIT for themselves and others to Fall into, which they cannot Escape from until they all REPENT, according to the LAW of Repentance, which Requires much Fasting and Praying, even as the People of Nineveh Discovered: because of the Preaching of Jonah, who Enlightened their Minds with his Inspired Words of Provable Truth, which were Confirmed by Jesus Christ, who Warned US that the Men of Nineveh would Rise up during the Day of Judgment, and would Condemn this Generation of Hardhearts and Rebels: beCause they Actually Repented according to the Preaching of Jonah; but this Generation of Unbelievers and Hypocrites have NOT Repented! No, they have 17 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! not even Understood what it MEANS to REPENT: because they have not Studied the New MAGNIFIED Version of the BIBLE! No, they have not even HEARD of such Words of Truth: beCause they have CLOSED their Ears, and have SHUT their Eyes, so that they cannot Hear and See: beCause they have Vainly Imagined that they already have ALL of the Truth that they NEED in Order to set themselves FREE from their Prison of SINS, even though they are Chief SINNERS, being LIARS, THIEVES, HYPOCRITES, SPIRITUAL MURDERERS, FORNICATORS, SPIRITUAL ADULTERERS, HATEFUL MONEYMONGERS, DRUG ADDICTS, CHILD ABUSERS, DETESTABLE CRIMINALS, LOVERS of CORRUPTION, and INSANE FOOLS! Therefore, HUMBLE yourselves by Means of Fasting and Praying, until you become like Innocent Children with Pure Minds and Clean Bodies, who Think NO EVIL: beCause the Supreme Ruler of Heavens and Earths without Number is Coming to this Earth with POWER and GREAT GLORY, wherein all the Wicked People will be DESTROYED with DEVOURING FIRE!! Yes, except a Man should Humble himself by Means of Fasting and Praying, until he becomes like an Innocent Child with a Pure Mind and a Clean Body, he shall in no Way Enter into the Holy Kingdom of God: beCause NO UNCLEAN THING SHALL ENTER INTO THE HOLY KINGDOM OF ALL THAT IS GOOD. Therefore, Sound the TRUMPETS, O you Holy Angels of this Heaven and Earth, and let all Legs SHAKE and TREMBLE with FEAR, and let all Knees become WEAK like Water with TERROR: beCause the Supreme Ruler of Mighty Armies is Coming with POWER and GREAT GLORY in the Awesome ROLLING Clouds of a FEARSOME SKY, along with tens of thousands of his Holy Ones, with Fiery Flying Chariots, which are Drawn by Great White Horses, which are Prepared for Battle against all of his Enemies. Yes, their Eyeballs will Melt Out of their Sockets: because they would not Use their Eyes in Order to SEE; and their Tongues will Melt Out of their Mouths: because they would 18 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! not Use their Tongues in Order to Speak the Truth; and their Filthy Flesh will Melt Off of their Bones: because they would not REPENT by Means of Fasting and Praying like the Men, Wombmen, and Children of Nineveh, who Fasted and Prayed for 40 Days and 40 Nights, according to the RULES for FASTING! Indeed, they were not Spiritual COWARDS, like those People of this Wicked Generation, who are Afraid to miss so much as one Meal of Hog Slop and Dog Food: because they Fear that they might Starve to Death! But behold, I will STOP the Rain on the Land of the Cowards and Home of the Tax Slaves, says the Master Farmer, until their Mocking Tongues DRY UP; and then they might Understand that he who Controls the Wind and the Rain is the One and the only ONE who Controls the Economy, who Determines WHO will Prosper, and WHO will Fail: because all Blessings and Cursings come from ME, your Great King and Supreme Ruler. Therefore, FEAR and TREMBLE, O you Starfish from Unholywoods: because no Lying Act will Save you from that Great Famine. No, no Deception will Deliver you from Hunger and Thirst, when your Belly Buttons are Rubbing on your Backbones: because I will bring the Seven Last Great Plagues upon you, and Cast your Evil Government into HELLFIRE: beCause you did not Use your DUMBmocracy in Order to Do what is Right for yourselves and others; but you simply Exploited the Poor Hardworking People, whom you took Advantage of for your own Gain: because you are Related with Poisonous Snakes, Stinking Skunks, Vicious Lions, Ravenous Wolves, Greedy Hogs, Gluttonous Bears, and all Kinds of Wild Uncivilized BEASTS, who Prey on the Labors of others, whose Greatest Concern is their own Great God GUT! Yes, if you Loved me, you would Learn and Obey all of my Commandments, in Order to Liberate yourselves from Tax Slavery and Interest Slavery; but I See that you Love the Lusts of the Flesh more than me, your Creator and Divine Lawmaker; and therefore, you shall Reap the Just Rewards of the Destruction of your Flesh, while putting yourselves through Hell: beCause you Love Destruction, 19 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Death, and Hell. Yes, you Love the Darkness of Ignorance more than the Light of Truth, and that is WHY that you Waste so much Precious Time with your Ball Games and Foolishness; but behold, you shall be Confounded for the Fruitless Gardens that you have Chosen, and you shall be Ground to POWDER under the Falling Towers of your Abominations when I Arise to SHAKE TERRIBLY the Whole Earth! Yes, the Bellies of your Minds should Absorb a few Good Lessons from what Happened in New Yuck City on September 11th, 2001, wherein your Abominable Towers came CRASHING DOWN, and Burned with Stink for Days on end; but behold, that was only a Small Vision of Evil Things to Come, if you do not REPENT with True Repentance: beCause I will Raise up a Mighty Army against you Lying Hypocrites, and will Reduce your Wealth to NOTHING! Indeed, I See that you already have a Deficit of more than 44 TRILLION Dollars: because of Listening to Satan and Sons, Incorporated, who keep Dragging you Down Lower and LOWER into the Bottomless Pit of Materialistic Greed. Yes, your False Riches have Corrupted you, and your False Teachings have Destroyed you, even before the Bombs have Fallen on your almost Worthless Heads: beCause you have gotten your Priorities OUT of Order, and have Forsaken Truth and Wisdom, which could still Save you, if you Repented. But behold, I See that you are Overcome by your Lusts, PRIDE, Greed, and SELFISHNESS: beCause you were Born for Destruction. Yes, you shall be a Sign unto all Future Generations of Wiser People, who shall Learn a Good Lesson from you, which will be Difficult to Forget: because the Smoke of your Burning will Rise Up for Ever and EVER! Yes, I will Cast you and your Wicked Federal Government into HELLFIRE! That is, unless you REPENT.” 11 11 See my Website for my Free Booklets, called: What does it Mean to REPENT??, What is The GREATEST SIN??, Justification of Capitalization!, and: Justification of Magnification! 20 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Chapter 2 HOW to get our Priorities in ORDER Well, as you can See, my Friend or Enemy, we have gotten ourselves into a Perplexing State of Massive Confusion, whereby the Masses of People are DEPENDENT upon that Anti-Christ FALSE Cover-up Federal Government of Devils in High Places, whose Commander-in-Chief is perhaps one of the most Deceived People who ever Walked on the Surface of the Earth: beCause of Rejecting Truth that comes from his own Bible! Yes, he is Spiritually BLINDED by his Lusts for more Wealth, not only for himself; but for his Capitalist Friends, who Support him with multiple millions of Dollars, who could Care Less about those Poor Helpless Tax Slaves of the Future, who will be Born with our Burdensome DEBTS on their Shoulders: beCause the Children just Happen to INHERIT the Debts of the Parents (when it comes to Government), who have Borrowed Money at their Expense: beCause those Parents have little or no Love for their Great Grandchildren, even though they would Naturally DENY that Statement: because they SAY that they Love them, and they might Actually INTEND to Love them even as President George Walking BUSH perhaps Intends to Do GOOD but we cannot Do GOOD without Doing what is RIGHT!12 Indeed, “the Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions,” as my Mother used to say: because it Requires much more than Good Intentions. In Fact, it Requires getting our Priorities in ORDER, as in “FIRST THINGS, FIRST,” as they say. However, WHERE does one Begin to get those Priorities in Order?? Yes, WHERE does one Discover the TIME, MONEY, MATERIALS, ENERGY, and especially the 12 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: Can we Do GOOD, without Doing what is RIGHT?? 21 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! KNOWLEDGE that is Required in Order to DO what is RIGHT?? Can such Knowledge be Discovered within a LIE-brary? Can it be Discovered within the School of FOOLS, or even within the Universal College of almost Worthless knowledge?? I think NOT! No, it cannot even be Discovered within a Normal CHURCH: because few People on this Earth are as DECEIVED as those Religious HYPOCRITES, LIARS, and DECEIVERS such as that Chief Political RABBIT in Washington, District of CRIMINALS, and X-amount of his Friends who are Full of TRICKS. For Example, George Bush Appealed to the American People for a Federal Tax REFUND, or Tax CUT, and even Proposed that Families with Lower Incomes should Receive a Minimum of $400 for each of their Children; but behold, just before the Bill got Signed, Master BUSH and his Reprobate Coconspirators withdrew the Tax Refund for Families with $10,000 to $26,000 per Year Income, leaving 11 million of the Poorest American Children WITHOUT a Tax Refund, while Rewarding VICE-president Dick “Chaanee,” Secretary of the Treasury John Melting “SNOWBALL,” Secretary of Commerce Don Evans, and other Rich Friends, a HEFTY Tax Refund into the MILLIONS of Dollars, as Bill Moyers Reported on his “NOW” Program on PBS on May 30, 2003. In other Words, George Bush Incorporated had every Reason to Smile all of the way to the Bank; and they are still Smiling: because they Managed to DUPE X-amount of MILLIONS of easily-Deceived Americans, who are equally GREEDY: beCause it was to their GREED and Selfishness that George made his Appeal, just to get Elected, by Promising them Tax Breaks, even though he and all other Politicians Know for a Fact that we are up to hour Eyeballs in DEBT, which Debts should be PAID OFF before we Waste any more Money on Foolishness, and especially before we Refund Money to the Extremely Rich People! Indeed, it SOUNDS very GOOD to have LESS Taxes; but it Sounds even BETTER to get a Tax REFUND of an Average of $4,000! However, you can easily Understand how DECEPTIVE such a Statement is, by a simply Analogy. 22 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! For Example, if you were to walk alone into a Room with Multibillionaire Bill Computer Gates, you would have an Average Annual Income of about 52 BILLION Dollars between the 2 of you! However, your Personal Actual Annual Income might be less than $20,000! In Fact, after all of the Taxes are Deducted, you might have only $10,000 of Actual Income; and after all of the BILLS are Paid, you might have less than $2,000! Therefore, your Tax Refund might be all of $35, while Bill Computer Gates’ Refund might be 35 MILLION Dollars. Likewise, for George Bush to say that the Average American has an Income of about $30,000, after Calculating that Average by Lumping Together such People as Multibillionaire Gates with People like Poor Old Misses House Cleaner and Dish Washer Bill Poverty, is nothing but a Great Deception: because it Grossly RAISES the so-called Income for the Masses of People, who do well to Earn $20,000 per Year; and after their Bills are Paid, they are almost Broke. Indeed, if they are not yet Broke, most Americans will be Broke when they come Home after their Worthless Vacations: beCause they Attempt to make themselves HAPPY by Spending most of their Money in the Slot Machines or Gambling Casinos, with the HOPE that they might WIN the Jackpot, or at least Win the Lottery after X-amount of Attempts!13 Therefore, concerning that Subject, they have Total Freedom in Order to Exercise their DUMBmocracy, and Look at what they Do with their Hard-earned Money when they Vote with their Feet, by Shopping and Traveling! Yes, the very Fact that multiple millions of Americans WASTE their Money on Gambling, is Living PROOF that they have very little Good Understanding, and are perhaps Related with that Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head, who says: “O Peabrain Peacock, you must have been Born out Behind the Barn, or in some Cave in the Wilderness, in Order to not Realize WHY that America is the Richest Country in the World. First of all, we are Free in Order to Do whatever we Want to Do, 13 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: How GOOD is GAMBLING?? 23 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! which gives to us much Hope for Doing almost anything that we might Imagine, while also making it Successful: because we are Independent and FREE from Big Government, and the Control of BureauRats, like it is in India, China, Russia, and other Poor Countries. Indeed, we Prosper beCause of Individual Initiatives, whereby any Industrious Person can get an Idea and RUN with it; but you would have the Federal Government take up the Snoopervision of many of those Enterprises. For Example, rather than us Americans Spending our Money on Gambling, you would Collect that Money for Taxes, in Order to Build Electric Wind Generators by the MILLIONS, in Order to provide so-called ‘Free’ Electricity for all Americans, who would be taking Advantage of Wind Power and Solar Power, as Opposed to making a few Rich Casino Owners even more Rich. However, you do not seem to Realize how much such an Electrical Project could Interrupt our Commercial System, and even put present Electrical Companies OUT of Business, like they did over there in Germany, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark, where they set up those Million Megawatt Wind Generators, and thus Deprived the Oil Industries of much of their Income, which was a Financial SIN: because, if any Group of People DESERVE to be Rich, it is that Group who Exploit the Oil and Gas: because we have only Used up one HALF of the World’s Known Resources of Oil and Gas during the Past 100 Years; and therefore, we still have a LOT of Gas and Oil left to BURN, in Order to Pollute our Air, Water, and Land, and thus give Medical Doctors and Drug Stores more Business, which they Need in Order to Do Cancer Research, and other Necessary Research for other Pollution-related Diseases. †§‡§§14 “In Fact, O Peabrain Peacock, if you had any Brains, you would be Dangerous; but I see that you are about as Mindless as that George Washington and the other Founding Fathers, who could not Foresee what DUMBmocracy could DO in the Way of See the Peacock’s Website for his Free Booklet, called: Justification of Symbols, Creatures, and Characters! 14 24 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Destroying a very Blest Land for a GOOD Purpose, which was once Covered with TALL GRASS on the Great Plains, for Example, where multiple millions of Wild Animals Roamed Freely on Topsoil that was 10 feet deep, and the Fishes in the Rivers were Good for Eating: because the Fishes were not Poisoned by Mercury from Burning Coal, nor any other Poisoning of the Rivers and Lakes by Means of Polluting Chemical Factories, Gas-hog Cars, Buses, Trucks, Trains, Coal-burning ElecTRICK Plants, and Atomic Abominations: because it was an Age of Innocence and GROSS Ignorance, when a Man could Ride a Horse from Mexico to Canada, and not even Discover so much as one Barbed-wire Fence: because there were NONE from Coast to Coast, and those Poor Indians were Dressed in RAGS; but now that we have Progressed with all of our Technology, we have been Blest with a thousand Kinds of Cancers, and Multitudes of other Diseases Thanks to CAPITALISM, which gives Medical Doctors much Needed WORK, which they would not otherwise have, and would therefore be Poor Beggars like those Multitudes of College Graduates who cannot Find Jobs; or, perhaps they would be Equally as Poor as those American Indians, who did not even Know what a PLOW is, until we came along and Plowed UNDER almost all of that Obnoxious Tall Grass, and thus Paved the Way for TRUE PROGRESS. Yes, those Diseases not only Support Doctors, Lawyers, Judges, Politicians, Preachers, and Teachers; but they also Support the Masses of People who DEPEND on that GREAT Prosperity, which is TRUE Prosperity: beCause this is the Richest Nation on this Earth, which is more than 44 TRILLION Dollars in DEBTS to Bankers, and the Debts are RISING: beCause that is HOW any Race of Wise People can Drag themselves Out of the Stone Age, and Into the Space Age, Computer Age, and Prosperity Age, wherein the Masses of People Live in Lavish Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Dens, which are Guaranteed to come to RUIN: beCause, if all of the Houses should be Constructed in such a Way that they might Endure the Test of Time, those Lovable Bankers could not Continually Collect their 25 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Interest Money on the Loans and Mortgages that they make in Order for us to Build and Live in such GOODLY Houses, as Moses Reported in Deuteronomy 28 and Leviticus 26. Indeed, now that we are so Blest by those Bankers, who have provided a Way for us Americans to get as much Money as we Need, in Order to Buy all Kinds of Trash, even if it were never Needed, we are the PROUDEST and HAPPIEST People on this Earth, who hold World Records for Depressions, Divorces, Teenage Suicides, Teenage Pregnancies, Abortions, Murders, Robberies, and Crimes of all Kinds, for which we have more Prisoners than any Nation on this Earth: because it is GOOD that Lawyers, Judges, and Prison Keepers have some WORK to Do, or else our Great False Economy might CRASH! Indeed, Babylon might FALL; but, Thanks to Massive Confusion and Great Ignorance, we will probably Endure it. After all, only too much Truth could Upset or Destroy our Wonderful System of Good Government. †§‡§§ “Nevertheless, Thanks to the American Way, we also have more Rich Bankers than any Nation on this Earth; and therefore, like it not, we can probably Buy our way Out of Hell, even if God Sends us there: because Money can also Buy his Love, IF we just Build Enough CHURCH Buildings, SINagogues, TEMPLES, and BALL PARKS: because God and his Holy Angels thoroughly Enjoy WATCHING those Young Athletes and Gangsters, who get into Fights after they get Drunk, after their Games: because God and his Holy Angels have nothing Better to DO! Indeed, they are somewhat like YOU, O Proud Peacock, who Studies thy Bible, Searching for SOLUTIONS that can only be Solved by Preaching more Sermons, such as this one, which Reveals that all we Lack in our Society is MORE MONEY, and LESS of thy Endless Speeches!” †§‡§§ Well, O Sarcastic Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-thy-Head, I have no Idea what “Endless Speeches” that you might be Referring to: because I Rarely give a Speech to anyone, and certainly not within any Faithless Church of Lying Hypocrites: because they would Cast me OUT, just for the 26 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Cause of my Appearance, if nothing else, since I Wear a ROBE.15 Yes, they would never Think to Ask WHY that I might like to Wear Robes: because they have already Concluded that if someone does not Look just like they Look, at least to some Degree, that someone must be Living WRONG. Moreover, they are like those Rich People, who LOOK DOWN ON or DESPISE the Poor People: because they are not in the same CLASS of Plutocrats, or Rich Hogs. Indeed, many White People Classify themselves as being BETTER than Black, Brown, Yellow, Olive, Gray, Blue, or Spotted Green People: beCause it is just Natural for the so-called “Superior Ape” to Despise the so-called “Inferior Ape,” even though God does not Despise either one of them: beCause he Created them for Different Purposes, and many People who are Proud and PUFFED UP with Pride and Vanity, will no Doubt end up being the LAST ones to Enter into his Holy Kingdom: beCause they do not have their Priorities in ORDER. No, they do not Realize that they could have just as easily been Born into a Black Family, as to have been Born into a White Family. In Fact, they could have just as easily been Born in the Jungles of Africa, as in a City of Confusion in North America: because it was God who Determined those Events; but for some Reason it did not Cross their Weak Minds, for which they are very Proud: because Ignorance and Stupidity are the Crowning Jewels on their almost Empty Heads, even though they think of themselves as being Welleducated: because they have BS Degrees in Mental Rapeology, Garbage-ology, Computer-trash-ology, and all Kinds of Technical THINGS; but, Spiritually-speaking, they are DEAD! Yes, they have about as much Good Understanding as one of their Computers that CRASHES, just after someone has done a halfday’s Work on it, which makes that Person SICK: because the “Save every 10-Minutes Box” was not Checked; and therefore, the Computrid must be TRASHED, in Order that someone might Sell 15 See my Website for my Free Book, called: 77 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Men to Make and Wear Swangkee ROBES and CLOAKS! 27 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! another one. After all, when you become as “Smart” as some Capitalist Americans, you can Arrange all such Computer Problems in such a Way that no one Person can Actually be BLAMED for what went Wrong: because each Institution Blames the other one, being someone like the Federal Government, which always has the other Political Party to Blame for what went Wrong. But, if nothing else, it was the Fault of some OTHER Office or Official, other than the one that should be Responsible. For Example, all Branches of Government should be Responsible for Reducing and Eliminating Federal Debts. However, the Low Court of Supreme Injustice passed several socalled “laws,” which Guaranteed those Debts to RISE. For Example, we Know that if everyone in the World should Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY The New MAGNIFIED Version of The TEN COMMANDMENTS, there would be no Reason for Collecting Taxes in Order to Support Policemen, Judges, Lawyers, Court House Clerks, Prison Keepers, and Corrupt Politicians who just LOVE those Tax Dollars; and therefore, Knowing all of that, the Low Court of Supreme Injustice CAST OUT the Bible and Prayer from Public Schools! Yes, they GUARANTEED Endless Business for Wicked Lawyers and Corrupt Politicians. However, the so-called “Righteous” Lawyers, should and would bring those Supreme Court Justices to TRIAL for such a High Crime, if they were not Spiritual COWARDS! However, be it Understood, my Friend, that there is no Method provided within our False Constitution for bringing such Judges to TRIAL for any Alleged Crimes as if they were GODS, and could Do NO Evil! Indeed, the Judges who sit in the Low Court of Supreme Injustice in Washington, do not have to Answer to anyone: because they are supposedly the SUPREME Court. However, it just so Happens to be that GOD Almighty is the Supreme Judge, and he will bring “WE, THE PEOPLE” into Judgment for ALLOWING such an Evil Act of Biblical Proportions to be Instituted as the Law of our Land: beCause, we Americans are supposed to be FREE in Order to Vote 28 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! for whatever we Sincerely Believe to be RIGHT. Therefore, we only Need to VOTE for bringing those Supreme Court Justices to TRIAL for Passing Unjust Laws against us Tax Slaves, who would rather Teach all of the little Children to Learn, Believe, Love, and Obey those Ten Commandments, with the HOPE that at least SOME of them MIGHT Learn and Obey them, and thereby at least REDUCE the Taxes; rather than Deliberately Keep those Students in a Blind State of Ignorance within the School of Fools, in the Name of a FALSE Doctrine about an Imaginary SEPARATION Between Church and State!16 Indeed, the Body of any Good Government must be UNITED as ONE Body, with the Head of Government being Connected with the Heart of Government, as well as being Connected with the Liver, Lungs, Kidneys, Spleen, Stomach, Legs, Arms, Hands, Feet, and all other Parts of the Body of Government: because they are all Necessary, and they must all be Working Properly in Order to have a GOOD Government: because it is Impossible for the Head of Government to be Separated from the Heart of Government, and still LIVE: because, without the Guidance and WISDOM of the Pumping Heart, which Symbolizes the Church, which is supposed to be Inspired by God, the Head will simply go INSANE! Yes, it SLOWLY but SURELY has already gone Insane, just like that Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head: beCause the Head is COVERED UP with DEBTS, and is now DROWNING in Plutocracy, which is Government that is Ruled by the Rich People, at the Expense of the Poor People, who are Swamped with Bureaucracy, which is Government by Groups of Officials, which is Concentrated Power in Administrative Bureaus none of which have any Idea what the others are Doing, except by Chance! 16 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: Should there be a WALL of SEPARATION Between Church and State??, and see the Rear End of this Exceptionally Good Book for Unique PETITIONS to our Congress, which you can make Copies of by Downloading them into your Computer, in Order to Print and Publish them to all Religious Leaders, in Order that they and their Congregations might Sign them and Petition the Congress. 29 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! For Example, there is the EPA or Environmental Protection Agency, which is supposed to Protect the Environment, which consists of Air, Water, Land, and so on, which EPA is supposed to Police the Industries that might Cause Pollution or the Destruction of our Environment, and thus make us Sick, Diseased, or Potentially in Danger of some Accident with Harmful Chemicals, or whatever. In other Words, the EPA should be Concerned about our Food and Drinks: because the Waste Products from whatever we Eat and Drink end up in the Air, Water, and Landfills; but our Foods and Drinks are Controlled by the FDA or Bad Food and Good Drug Administration, which is another Bureau of RATS, who have little or no Idea what is going on in the EPA Orifices, much less what is going on in the Low Court of Supreme Injustices, who could have Passed a LAW in Favor of the Tax Slaves who Support the whole Evil System, by simply making it a LAW that all Students must MEMORIZE that one little Scripture that states: “Do unto others as you would have others Do unto you,” and then make those Public School Teachers Responsible for Teaching what it MEANS to “Do unto others as you would have others Do unto you.” Yes, we could Eliminate the EPA or Environmental Protection Agency, as well as the FDA, FBI, CIA, KGB, SS, and so on, if everyone in the World just OBEYED that one little Law: because, if you Love your Neighbor as much as you Love yourself, you will not Dump your Harmful Chemicals and Poisons into his or her Living Room, nor even into his or her Front Yard: because you would not Desire that your Neighbor should Dump his or her Harmful Chemicals and Poisons into your Living Room, nor Front Yard, nor even into your Backyard. Therefore, it is far more Practical, in all Ways, for little Children to Learn such Good Commandments: because then they can Police themselves, and Govern themselves, without having some Policeman to Watch over them! Indeed, it is about three hundred million Times (that is, one Time for each Potential Tax Slave) more REASONABLE to make Children Learn and Obey the Ten Commandments, even as Jesus Christ MAGNIFIED them, than it is to Raise up LAWLESS 30 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! IDIOTS, and then Attempt to Correct them within Expensive Court Houses and Depressing Prisons. Moreover, any Judge who does not Agree with that Statement of Fact, should be brought to Trial for TREASON against the Tax Slaves who are Forced by the Law in Order to Support him and his Insane Ideas; and if he still Refused to Agree with that Fact, he should have his Ass WHIPPED with 40 Lashes, and then be Sent to Work on a Pile of ROCKS, where he might Sweat some of the Poisons out of his Brains: beCause his Brains are CLOGGED UP or CONSTIPATED with too many LIES from that School of Fools and from the Universal College of almost Worthless knowledge, which do not even Teach those MAGNIFIED Commandments! After all, GOOD Government is Good SELF-Government, whereby each Individual Person takes Full Responsibility for his or her own Actions and Words, and Polices him or herself: because it is Physically and Financially IMPOSSIBLE for any Government to Collect Enough Tax Money in Order to Support all of the Criminals that it can Produce by Lawlessness, in the Name of Civil Rights, Separation of Church and State, and so-called “Freedom,” which is otherwise known as Lawlessness, Anarchy, or Mob Rule, wherein Democracy Cries out “CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM!!” For Example, suppose that every “Free” Person in the World should become a Lawless THIEF, LIAR, DECEIVER, FRAUD, SLANDERER, and MURDERER, being somewhat like George Bush Incorporated, who Murdered X-amount of People in the Name of Democracy, Freedom, and Justice for ALL, while Inflicting much Suffering onto Multitudes of People? Yes, suppose that the Russians and the Chinese get the Bright Idea in their Heads that we American Tax Slaves should be LIBERATED from the Regime of BureauRats in Washington, District of Criminals, and therefore they simply Drop their Atomic and Hydrogen BOMBS on New Yuck City and Lost Angels, Californicate would that be JUSTICE, since the Fault Lies in Washington, and NOT in New 31 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! York Bank Buildings, nor in Lost Angel’s Sky-rise Slums?? Of course not! And yet George Bush Blamed the People of IRAQ for the Terrorist Attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, by Suggesting that there was some Relationship between Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden and other Terrorists; but you and I “Know for a FACT” that there was NO Relationship between what Happened on the Crime-infested Streets of Houston, Texas, for Example, and what Happened 20 Years ago in the Low Court of Supreme Injustice: because, in our Weak Minds, there is NO Connection between the Head and the Heart of Government! § (I speak as a Fool: because there is an Indirect Connection.) But, in the Minds of Bushes; yes, Walking Bushes, there is NO Connection between Classroom Social Studies and Criminal Justice: because they are like Arms and Legs, which should Walk and Work SEPARATELY! However, in America in the Land of the FREE, and in the Home of the Tax Slaves there is NO Possible Connection between Schooling and Tax Slavery, or else there might be at least ONE 20-Minute Mandatory Class on this Important Subject! But behold, there is not even one 2Minute Class on this Subject: because GOD must not be Mentioned within Public Schools, except if one is CURSING! Likewise, other than a Hypocritical Prayer in Congress, there must not be any Mention whatsoever of The New MAGNIFIED Version of The TEN COMMANDMENTS, in Congress: because someone might Learn something! Indeed, it would take up too much of their Precious TIME, just to Read this Booklet within the Houses of Congress in all Capitals, Worldwide: beCause most of the Politicians would simply go to SLEEP! That is, IF they even Bothered themselves to Attend such a Meeting of the Minds! After all, on any given Day, you could barely find so much as 2 Percent of those Elected Officials on their Jobs: because they are Courting Industrial Giants on Extended Vacations on the Islands of Cannibals, who are Planning on Devouring their Great Great Grandchildren’s Incomes, long before they have even Found a single JOB that might bring in an Income. Meanwhile, on the other 32 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Side of the Ocean of Forgetfulness, there is a Poor Widow and her 4 Children who have NO Income at all, after her Husband was Humanely MURDERED by a Non-Revengeful Non-Terroristic Non-Aggressive Non-Cowardly BOMB, which was Dropped on BAGdad’s Outhouse, which Blew STINK all of the Way over HERE: because Saddam Hussein and Associates also had their American-style Bureaucracies: because they Learned it from US! Yes, the whole World has gotten itself Entangled in this American Web of LIES, and has taken up the Song of the Drunkards, who Feel Sorry for themselves for getting so far into DEBT: beCause of a LACK of Good SELF-Government! Indeed, each BureauRat BLAMES the other RATS for what has gone WRong: because it is most Convenient to Do so, since it is Arranged so. In Fact, there is no other Way to Arrange it, when you only have the Brains and Understandings of PACK RATS, who Drag all Kinds of Packs of LIES into Government Orifices, and make Rat Nests within the HEAD of Government, and even CHOP OFF the Arteries and Veins that are Connected with the Heart and Liver! Therefore, it is no Surprise to me that Saddam Hussein was Hording up BILLIONS of Dollars, as well as Gold, itself, while all around him there were Countless People Living in Poverty: because he was simply Acting like another American Capitalist, who Learned his Lessons from US! Yes, he had Washington, District of Criminals for a Prime Example, as well as New Yuck City, which also Hordes up Countless Treasures under the Ground, in the Vaults of Bank Buildings, while hundreds of millions of Americans are DEPRIVED of Good Fireproof, Hail-proof, Tornado-proof, Hurricane-proof, Rat-proof, Termite-proof, Paint-proof, Insuranceproof $wangkee STONE DOMEHOMES! Yes, Saddam Hussein merely made the Good/Bad Mistake of not Playing the American Game by the American RULES, which is to give the Masses of People a Daily Dose of Propaganda LIES, Reminding them that they are the only Free People in the whole World, who are more than 44 TRILLION Dollars in DEBT to those POOR Bankers, who have never Done any Evil unto any Soul. NEVER, EVER! 33 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! But, do not Allow it to Worry your Head: beCause it does not matter whether or not we all Live in Firetrap Mouse-infested Cockroach Dens, just as long as we have Freedom of SPEECH, whereby we can Telephone C-SPAN any Morning, and Vent our Frustrations on the Washington JOURNAL except that no one is Given Enough TIME in Order to Vent so much as 1% of those Frustrations, after Learning HOW to get their Priorities in ORDER: beCause the Devil has Arranged it in such a Way that one cannot even Begin to get his or her House in Order: beCause he or she has no Idea WHERE to BEGIN, much less where it will all End!17 Indeed, it could easily Drive a Person INSANE, if he or she were to STOP and THINK about the Whole Situation, and how SWAMPED we are with Crimes, Bureaucracies, Lies, Cover-ups, FRAUDS, Government WASTE, and all that is Associated with the Head of our Government, which would never Confess that it Needs the Works of the Heart of Government more than it can begin to Imagine: because the Heart has almost Spiritually DIED: beCause of the Lust for Money, whereby Preachers Arrange almost every Sermon in such a Way that they will get more Money in their Offering Plates by Means of their Flatteries, while giving less and less Truth and Wisdom to their Congregations: because Truth is not very Flattering! No, but Truth is often Offensive to Sinners, Thieves, Liars, Hypocrites, Soothsayers, and General Goof-ups, who have no Idea what Great Riches that they have Deprived themselves of by their Selfishness, Greed, Lust, Envy, Hate, Revenge, Grudgeholding, and so on. Indeed, they have the Land of Israel for a Good Example of Lawlessness, Hate, Envy, Terrorism, Revenge, and Brutality; and yet it never Crosses their Weak Minds that the Solution might be Found within that Ancient Book, called the Bible, which has Endured the Test of Time for thousands of Years for many Good Reasons; but Mainly for the TRUTH that is Found in it, which no Politician has ever Proven to be Wrong: 17 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: What is WRong with CSpan?? 34 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! because the Truth cannot be Proven to be Wrong, or else it would not be the Truth! However, there are thousands of Interpretations of what is Written within that Holy Bible, which is Unholy to many People, who Judge the Ten Commandments as something that was Inspired by Satan, the Devil: because it Limits their Lusts or Longing Desires, which are without Self-restraint: beCause they are Criminals at Heart, being Possessed by some Evil Spirit. Yes, they HATE Restrictions on their Freedoms: because they Vainly Imagine that Gluttony and Drunkenness, for Example, will make them HAPPY; but behold, Freedom is NOT the Liberty to Commit SIN; but it is the Liberty to Do GOOD: beCause only by Doing Good can we be Liberated from all of our EVILS, including that Tax Slavery and Interest Slavery; but especially to be Liberated from TERRORISM and the Associated Crimes that Result from it, such as the Terrorist Attack on Baghdad, Iraq, which was Justified within the Minds of millions of Professing “Christian” Americans: because of what Saddam Hussein MIGHT have Done to US with his Imaginary Weapons of Mass Destruction, which have not been Discovered as of this Date: because those Weapons are Stored in AMERICA! Yes, this is the Country that has MILLIONS OF TONS of such Weapons, and continually Produces more of them: beCause it has much to FEAR, since it has much to LOSE, being the so-called “Richest Country in the World,” which does not have so much as ONE Profitable $wangkee Fruit Tree House with a Removable Glass- and Stainless-steel-covered Roof, which Protects those Mango, Date, Coconut, and Cherimoya Trees from Frosts, Freezes, Hail Storms, Wind Storms, Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Lightning, Thieves, Varmints, Bad Insects, and whatever: beCause of the DESIGN for such a Building, which has 10 to 20-foot-thick Concrete Walls, which are Faced with Granite Tiles in Order to Protect the Concrete from Weathering, and also to add Beauty to those Stepping Walls, which Step up 2 feet, and Step back 2 feet on both Sides of the Long Row of Beautiful Fruit Trees: because it 35 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! is Necessary in Order to make it Comfortable for Picking the Ripe Fruits, by going up the Steps. However, there are other Plans for other Kinds of $wangkee Fruit Tree Houses, which have 8 to 9foot-high Steps, which one walks onto from a Doorway at the End of each Step, which is 4 feet or more wide, with a Stainless Steel RAIL along the Outside of the Step, in Order to Prevent anyone from Falling Off. In other Words, there are Steps going Up, and Bridges between the Steps, which Steps are on each Side of the Fruit Tree House, so that you can easily Pick the Fruits from Various Levels within the House, without Working Overhead, and without Climbing up Ladders: because of Using $wangkee Electric Solar-powered Fruit Picking Machines, which Ride on the Steps and Bridges. That is, unless it is easy to Pick the Fruits from near Ground Level with a Short Pole, as would be the Case in a Low Fruit Tree House for Oranges, Lemons, Limes, Peaches, Pears, Apples, Bananas, Figs, Papayas, and Plums, for Example. In other Words, what was Normally only Available to the Extremely Rich People, will now be made Available for the Lowliest of People who are Willing and Able to Learn and Work: because that New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint will simply Mint and Print the Necessary New Money, in Order to Use that Money WISELY, in Order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in Order to Build all Kinds of Beautiful $wangkee Stone Domehome Complexes with Homecraft Workshops, Fruit Tree Houses, Stone Greenhouses, Stone Bat House, Stone Honeybee Houses, and Stone Domehomes with Granite Floor and Marble-faced Walls, which are Designed in Order to Endure at least a thousand Years, before that Devil is Loosed from his Prison, in Order to go Out and Deceive the Nations one more Time, in Order to Discover if they have Learned all of their Lessons. Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Chipmunk, squeak: “O Peacock, I have no Intentions of Living for a THOUSAND Years; and neither do you, by the Looks at that Photograph that is on the 36 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Front cover of this Insane Book. Indeed, are you the Young Man on the Left, or the Old Man on the Right?? And are both of you the same Age, or Different Ages?? Moreover, what Connection is there between getting Old, and getting our Priorities in Order??” Well, O Chipmunk, if you had your Priorities in Order, you could possibly Live for a thousand Years; but you would have to begin Life like Methuselah began it from Holy Seed. Therefore, you should Study one of my Free Booklets, called: WHERE is HELL??, which might Change your Mind about People Living for a thousand Years. After all, the Apostle John is more than 1,985 Years Old, and yet you do not Believe it: because you only Flirt with the Scriptures, rather than get yourself Married to them. Likewise, I See that you do not Believe in Angels; but I do, and that is Why that I have Seen them Flying in the Sky with their Great Wings, Bare Feet and White Robes. Now, as you can See, the Priorities seem to be getting more and more Complicated: because it is becoming more and more Difficult to SORT OUT what is most Important, since there are BILLS to be Paid; but there is no Sense in Paying any of those Bills: because it is a Waste of Time, Energy, Materials, and Money: because, if we Elected a New Righteous One-World Government, we could have SOLAR and WIND Power for Electric, and thus Eliminate that Bill, for Example: because $wangkee Solar Electric Power Plants are Unique, which will Cost about $5,000 per Person for a Lifetime Unlimited Supply of Electricity, as Opposed to the present 72,000-dollars to $200,000 for a Lifetime Supply, depending on how Long you might Live! In other Words, your Mind is beginning to get CONFUSED: beCause, on the one Hand, you would LIKE to Move into a $wangkee Fortress; but, on the other Hand, you are Caught in the Devil’s TRAP, being Buried Alive under X-amount of BILLS that must be Paid: because you have gotten yourself into DEBT. However, if that is NOT your Problem, then you are Perplexed about what you should EAT, Drink, Wear for Clothing, or 37 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! whatever: because all of those are Important Questions, which Need to be Answered. Yes, should you Buy a New Car? Should you Improve the House? Should you Send the Child to College? Should you go to the Doctor, or take a long Fast?? Should you read RULES for FASTING, or Rules for Feasting?? Should you read the King James Version of the Bible, or The New MAGNIFIED Version?? Should you read Peacock Literature, or Romance Novels?? Should you Eat Whole Wheat Bread, White Refined Bread, or no Bread at all??? Should you begin your Fasting NOW, or after you have Saved up Enough Money in Order to Endure the Stress of getting FIRED for not going to Work, since you cannot Serve 2 Masters, and since there is no Swangkee Fasting Sanitarium that you might Commit yourself to, in Order to be Guaranteed Success, as well as a Good Job when you Complete your Fasting and Praying???? Should you stay Single, get Married, Divorced, or Commit Suicide???? Should you go to Church, Stay at Home, Attend the Bar, take a Vacation, or Jump Off the Bridge????? Should you take your Money out of the Bank, put more Money into the Bank, or Rob the Bank??? Should you Buy a Weapon in Order to Defend yourself against a Potential Tyrannical Government that Brands everyone with the Mark of the Beast, Join the Army in Order to Defend that Good Government, stand on the Street Corner and WARN everyone about that Evil Government, or just keep Silent???? Should you take up Music Lessons, in Order to Distract your Mind from Reality; or should you be Contented to Listen to other People’s Music, since there is an Endless Variety; or, should you take the TV, Radio, and Stereo to the Trash Dump; or give them to the Salvation Army, so that they can Sell that Trash to someone else who Needs to be Tormented by it???? Should you Move Out, Move In, Move Over, Move Under, Move Up, Move Down, or STAND FAST??????? Should you Abandon your False Religion, Learn more about it, Add more Lies to it, or just Accept the Truth from your own Bible???? And, if you do Accept that Truth, just Exactly what are you going to Do about it, since a True Disciple does not even take 38 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! any Thought for Tomorrow, what he shall Eat, Drink, Wear, or whatever: because he Lives by FAITH, like a BUM, HOBO, or TRAMP, whose Spiritual Roots are about as Deep as his Eye Sockets?? And those are just SOME of the Multitude of Questions that you can Ask yourself, in Order to Quickly Discover that you have NO IDEA what to Do, FIRST: beCause it is too Perplexing; and therefore, the Devil will tell you, “Don’t bother to Think about it: because it will Drive you Insane!” And it would Drive you Insane, if it were not for the Great Truth that is Found within the next Chapter! Chapter 3 Priority Number One RELAX, because it is not the End of the World, yet. No, it is not the Day of the Destruction of Babylon, as some of us might Hope: because of already Suffering Long Enough; but it is now Time to Consider the FACTS. Fact Number 1 God’s Arms of Love and Mercy are still Extended toward all of us: because he Understands that we are all IGNORANT, even if some People do not Want to Confess it. Fact Number 2 Just as long as God’s Arms of Love and Mercy are Extended toward us, we can Repent, or Turn Around and Walk Away from our Evil Ways, and Do ALL that he Commands us to Do, and thus be Blest for it. Fact Number 3 He Commands us to FAST and PRAY until we are Cleansed from all Unrighteousness, which will take much 39 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Time, if we are Filled with Super-sticky Filth; but, just a 3-day Fast will Enlighten most People’s Minds, if they Flush Out their Bowels with Fruit Juices after the Fast: because it will Remove much of the Accumulated Filth that Torments them. However, it is Wiser to Change your Diet, FIRST, and then you will be in less Danger: because it is Possible to Kill yourself, if you Break a Fast in the Wrong Way. (See my Website for my Free Book, called: RULES for FASTING! Volume 2, which Explains HOW to Do it Properly. However, in Order to Persuade yourself of the Necessity for Fasting, you should get your Priorities in Order, and Study Volume 1, before Volume 2: because it was Written in the Correct Order. However, if you are too Sick to read, you should begin with Volume 2: because it actually gives to you the Rules that you must Follow, if you do not Want to Suffer even more. Therefore, it Requires Good Judgment in Order to get your Priorities in Order.) Fact Number 4 Fasting and Praying is the only Way that we can Reverse the Trend toward going to Hell, as Individuals: because it gives to us Power with God, who Loves Self-denial, Abstinence, Willpower, Patience, and all that it Requires in Order to Endure a Fast in spite of all Obstacles, as Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Isaiah, Jesus, John, Peter, Paul, and many others have already Proven, who did much Fasting and Praying. See my Book for the Proof. Fact Number 5 You can easily Look around you, and See Multitudes of People who Need to Fast, just because of Overweight, if nothing else; but that is perhaps the Least of the Good Reasons for Doing it: because all of the Weight that one might Lose while Fasting, can easily be Regained after Breaking the Fast. Therefore, … Fact Number 6 We must make up our Minds that there are Good Foods and Bad Foods, and that we are only going to Eat those Good Foods, which are not Poisoned with Harmful Chemical Fertilizers, Pesticides, Herbicides, Preservatives, Fly Sprays, and 40 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! whatever you might Discover in the GROSS Grocery Stores. Moreover, any Highly Refined Foods, Boiled-in-Oil Chips, Snacks with Lists of Poisons, or whatever Junk Foods there are for Sale, which can sit on a Shelf for Months at a Time, without Spoiling, are Obviously Forbidden Foods: beCause they are not Naturally Preserved like Dates within a Refrigerator, which Keep Well for 10 to 20 Years, or more, if they are Vacuum-packed in a Glass Jar! Fact Number 7 Not everyone is Called nor Chosen for any Position within the Kingdom of God, like Peter and Paul were Called; but everyone is Called to Repent and put Away all of their Sins: because there will be no Sin or Lawlessness in the Government of God. Therefore, Holiness is Priority Number One, even if there are other Concerns within our Minds: because those Things can WAIT. Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Cricket, chirp: “O Peacock, I find it Difficult to Believe that you are in Touch with Reality: because Priority Number One is finding something to EAT, not to FAST: because there are already tens of millions of Poor People in this World of Woes, who have been more or less Fasting for their entire Lives, and NONE of them are HOLY, yet! No, none of them have been Transformed like Moses and Elijah, who Appeared with Jesus Christ on the so-called ‘Mount Transfiguration,’ which is nothing but a Religious Christian MYTH: because it has nothing to do with Reality.” † Well, O Critic, seeing that you Live in the Darkness of Ignorance, you could not be Expected to Know anything about Holiness, much less to Understand WHY that all People should Fast, if only to Deny themselves of one of their Favorite Forbidden Foods, TODAY, and another one Tomorrow, in Order to make some Progress on the Highway of Holiness: because they are a LONG Long Ways Away from that Mount Transfiguration, which was no Myth: because Holiness is a Thing of Reality, which can be Proven in a Court of Law and Order, just by Following the RULES for 41 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! FASTING! However, it would be Difficult for you, O Cricket: because you cannot Tolerate the Light of Truth; but for those Honest Sheep of the Good Shepherd, who Know that the Servants do Well to be like their Master in ALL Ways, there is no Escaping from the Fact that they must Repent of their Dietary Sins: beCause NONE of them are HOLY, like Jesus Christ, who could Walk on the Water! (See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: Did God Intend for People to Eat Whatever they Want to??) Now, I Hear someone, who is like a Starfish from Unholywoods, say: “O Peacock, you Surely do not Expect all Christians to Exercise as much Dietary Self-discipline as Actors and Actresses, do you?? I mean, when it comes to their Diets, Sexual Habits, and Conversations, which might make them Liars and Hypocrites like US, they hardly stand a Chance! Indeed, one must Sincerely Desire to be like Jesus Christ, rather than put on a MASK, like some Actor or Actress, who merely PRETENDS to be this or that, in Order to be Popular; and thus makes a Fool of him or herself after the Church Service, when the Mask comes Off, and he or she is True to his or her own Nature: because Conformity to certain Religious Ceremonies does not make True Christians, since True Christianity is much more than Skin Deep, you might say: because it must come from the Heart. However, there is a Remedy for such Shallow Faith, and that Remedy is called Persecution: because it Forces People to Decide which Side that they are on. For Example, how many People would Willingly Choose to be Cast into the Fiery Furnace of Nebuchadnezzar, along with the 3 Hebrew Children during the Days of Daniel, who was Cast into the Lion’s Den? In Fact, how many American Christians could Tolerate any Real Persecution at all, seeing that they are not even Willing to Wear ROBES? Indeed, they Feel Uncomfortable just being around someone who is Wearing a Robe: because it Reminds them of their Religious Obligations, which they have not Lived up to.” † Well, O Starfish, you do make a Valid Point; but it probably only Applies to a small percentage of Americans, most of whom 42 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! are Familiar with People who Wear Robes, if only at Graduation Ceremonies at Colleges and Universities, where they come out with the most Ridiculous Costumes, which they put over their Normal Clothing, which is underneath their Robes of Hypocrisy: because such Garments are in Fact just a MASK, as you say; but perhaps their Robes Represent what they Aspire to become, rather than what they Presently are. After all, if any Person’s Value is to be Measured by his or her Clothing, we would all Fall far Short of our Aspirations, Goals, or Ambitions: because of our Clothing not Measuring up to the Beauty of those Holy Aaronic Garments of the High Priests of Israel, which were made of the Finest of Materials, and even with Gemstones and Gold, which Garments were also very Symbolical, even as the Tabernacle, Basins, Altar, Table, Candlesticks, Showbread, and the Ark of the Covenant were also Symbolical: because God Loves Symbology, even though the Word, itself, is not Mentioned within the entire Bible, except within the Revised Standard Version, which mentions Symbol and Symbolic; but not Symbology: because that Word was apparently not Used during Ancient Times; but the Actual Use of Symbolism is Extant throughout the Bible, beginning with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, and all of the way into the Book of Revelation, which is perhaps the most Symbolic Book on this Earth. Likewise, the Word PRIORITY is never Used within the Bible, even though it is often Referred to by other Means. For Example, Jesus told his Disciples to “Take no Thought for Tomorrow, for what you shall Eat nor Drink, nor wherewithal you shall be Clothed…” “What shall it Profit a Man, if he should Gain the whole World, and yet Lose his own Soul…” In other Words, get your Priorities in ORDER. However, whatever is a Priority for one Person, is not Necessarily a Priority for another Person: because Different People are Called for Different Purposes, even as Different Parts of the Human Body have Different Functions. For Example, it would be more Important for a Preacher to Learn what his Bible Teaches, 43 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! than for him to Learn how to Do Plumbing; but it would be more Important for a Plumber to Learn how to Fit Pipes, Valves, and Outlets, than to Study his Bible: because, having Water, itself, might be more Important than having Biblical Knowledge; but, generally speaking, Knowledge is … Chapter 4 Priority Number Two Yes, Knowledge, itself, is Extremely Important; but only IF it is TRUE Knowledge: because False knowledge could easily get a Deceived Person or Nation of Fools into far more Trouble, than if that Person or Nation were as Ignorant as the People of the Jungle Tribes of South America and Central Africa: because more than one Nation of Proud Idiots have been Destroyed, in spite of their Vast Worldly knowledge. That is, their False Governments have been Overthrown by other False Governments: because True Governments are not in the Business of Conquering other Governments by Means of Military Might, when they can easily be Defeated by the Sword of Truth, which is far more Powerful than any Weapons that are Used for going to War: because no one can Fight against the Sword of Truth, and Win. After all, the Vast Majority of the People in the World Sincerely Want to Do what is Right for themselves; but most of them have no Idea what Right IS: because they are somewhat like Bill Adulterous Clinton, who had his own Definition for “what is ‘IS.’” No, they have not Understood their Creator’s View of Right and Wrong: because of a LACK of Information, which was Deliberately LEFT OUT of that not-so-Holy Bible, which you could call a Mutilated Book: beCause of so many Missing Parts, or Bits of very Important Information, which could make it Understandable, at least to someone who might be Sincerely Studying it, who would like an Answer for all of their Important Questions. 44 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! For Example, WHERE in the Bible is the SERMON that Jonah gave to the People of Nineveh, which Caused them to REPENT? Yes, you could call it the World’s First, and perhaps ONLY Total Conversion, wherein the entire City of more than 100,000 People Confessed their Sins and REPENTED, according to the Law of Repentance, which Caused God to Change his Mind about Destroying them: because they TRULY Repented, whereas most Professing “Christians,” Today, have never THOROUGHLY Repented of ALL of their Sins, which Explains WHY that they are still Sinning: beCause they are Related with Former President Bill Adulterous Lying Clinton, who is their Shameless Example!18 Indeed, there is more to that Important Subject than Meets the Eyes, or Enters into most Thoughtless Heads by any Means: because of their Ignorance, since they have not been Taught the Truth about so MANY Different Spiritual Subjects. Therefore, as Surprising as it is to most Professing “Christians,” as of now, they have not been SAVED: beCause they have not been Delivered from all Unrighteousness, including being Saved from their Aches and Pains, which are not Right: because they are Listed among the Curses in the Bible, not the Blessings. In Fact, those Deceived People DENY that some of the Benefits of Salvation is to be Saved from ALL of our Diseases, as it is Revealed in Psalm 103, which I have Quoted at the Beginning of this Inspired Book. Indeed, they DENY that God is Able to Save us in all Ways, and to Save unto the Uttermost Supposedly Impossible Lost Case; but they are Wrong: because, with God, all Things are Possible, since he Created Life, Disease, Death, and all Things; and he is also Able to Heal, Restore, Regenerate, and Resurrect the Spiritually DEAD; but only IF they REPENT, which Requires Honesty, Humility of Mind, a Confession of all Lawbreaking, Deep Remorse for what one has Done Wrong, and Turning Away from all Sins, including Dietary Sins, as well as Worldly Ambitions, which do not have a 18 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: What does it Mean to REPENT?? 45 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Priority over Salvation! Therefore, until we have Obtained a SURE Hope of our Salvation, we are in Danger of Eternal Damnation: beCause of Believing some BIG LIE! (See my Website for my Free Book, called: WHERE is HELL??, for which I Offer a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD, if anyone can Prove those Words of Truth to be Wrong.) However, most Professing “Christians” DENY that there are Dietary Sins, and they even Back Up that False Belief by taking certain Words of Jesus Christ OUT of Context! Yes, they Vainly Imagine that Jesus was saying that we are now Free to Eat whatever we Want to, including Swine’s Flesh, Mad-Cow-Diseased Cannibal Cattle, Rats, Snakes, Slugs, Cockroaches, Shrimps, Squids, Octopuses, and whatever we might Discover for Sale in the GROSS Grocery Stores, including all of those Highly-processed Junk Foods with their Additives, Preservatives, and Poisons: because Jesus clearly said, “And into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you, eat such things as are set before you:…” Luke 10: 8, KJV, which is Supported by a similar Statement by the Apostle Paul, which many Fools have Stumbled over. However, let us Investigate this Important Subject just a little more: because it would be PRESUMPTUOUS to say that just because we Visited some Island of Cannibals, that we should Eat other People, just because they were Eating other People, since they Sincerely Believe that “…every Creature of God is Good for Food, and nothing to be Refused, if it is Received with Thanksgiving: because it is Sanctified by the Words of God and Prayer,” according to First Timothy 4: 4 5, which Creatures would Naturally have to INCLUDE the Flesh of other People: beCause that is the Reasoning of Cannibals, who take the Scriptures LITERALLY, Word for WORD, without Exercising WISDOM! (See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: HOW to get WISDOM!) Howbeit, we might Contract that Brain Disease that Cannibals get, and go INSANE! Yes, we might even become as Insane as some of those Professing “Christians,” who do not 46 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! have Enough Wisdom in their Brains in Order to STUDY all of the Words of Jesus Christ, before they draw up any Irrational Conclusions. Therefore, I shall now Quote the Revised Standard Version, while putting those above Words into Context, in Order that you might Understand his Message. 1. AFTER THIS the Lord appointed seventy others, and sent them on ahead of him, two by two, into every town and place where he himself was about to come. 2. And he said to them, "The harvest is plentiful, but the laborers are few; pray therefore the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into his harvest. 3. Go your way; behold, I send you out as lambs in the midst of wolves. 4. Carry no purse, no bag, no sandals; and salute no one on the road. 5. Whatever house you enter, first say, 'Peace be to this house!' 6. And if a son of peace is there, your peace shall rest upon him; but if not, it shall return to you. 7. And remain in the same house, eating and drinking what they provide, for the laborer deserves his wages; do not go from house to house. 8. Whenever you enter a town and they receive you, eat what is set before you; 9. heal the sick in it and say to them, 'The kingdom of God has come near to you.' 10. But whenever you enter a town and they do not receive you, go into its streets and say, 11. 'Even the dust of your town that clings to our feet, we wipe off against you; nevertheless know this, that the kingdom of God has come near.' 12. I tell you, it shall be more tolerable on that day for Sodom than for that town. Luke 10: 1 12. 47 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Now, without a New MAGNIFIED Version of the above Quote, a Normal Person, or Layman, might find it Difficult, if not Impossible to Understand what Jesus was telling his Disciples to Do. Therefore, in Order to Enlighten our Minds, I am now going to Listen to the Holy Spirit as she Reveals to me the Truth of it, and then you may draw up your own Conclusions, after you have been Liberated from any False Notions.19 Now, after that, the Ruler or Master Appointed 70 other Disciples, in Order that they might Teach his Words of Truth; and he Sent them on Ahead of himself, to the Places where he Intended to go; and he Sent them 2 by 2, in Pairs of 2, into every Town and Place where he himself was about to come and Meet with all of them at the Central Market Place or Town Square; and he Sent them in Order to Prepare the Way for himself: because Former Disciples were like Farmers who went Ahead of the Sower of Seeds with their Plows, in Order to Break up the Ground before him, so to speak: because it is a Figure of Speech, with which most Educated People can Relate: because they have Seen Farmers Plowing up the Ground, Preparing it for Planting and Cultivating; but these Disciples were like the Reapers, who would come into a Town in Order to Gather up the Ripe Fruits. Therefore, Yoshua said to them, “The Harvest of Souls in Plentiful, and the Fields are Ripe; but the Spiritual Laborers are Few, and the Reapers are Perplexed: because there are so many Lost and Confused Souls. Nevertheless, you should Pray therefore that the Ruler of the Harvest should Send Out more Laborers into his Fields, in Order to Gather into his Barn those Good Seeds and Perfect Fruits. Therefore, go on your Ways early in the Morning, and Teach the Truth that I have Taught to you. Behold, I Send you Out of the Fold of Safety as Innocent Lambs among Vicious Wolves, so to speak, who would Rip you Apart, 19 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: Is the Holy Spirit Male or Female?? 48 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Tear you into Pieces, and Devour your Souls, if they could; but behold, you shall be Strengthened by the Holy Spirit, who will Remind you of the Truth that you must Speak in Order to Defeat your Enemies: because the Sword of Truth is more Powerful than their Open Jaws and Vicious Teeth. Yes, you will easily Defeat them, if you Wisely Use your Sword of Truth, and Shield yourself with the Breastplate of Faith, and Cover yourself with the Helmet of Salvation: because they are Spiritually Naked, for which Reason they have Red Ears; and they do not even Carry a Sword of Truth: because there is no Truth in them, or else they would Quickly Agree with you: because you Speak the Truth. Indeed, if they were Blest with the Holy Spirit, they would also Hear her Voice, and Obey it; but behold, their Hearts are not Right with the Supreme Ruler: because they are Filled with Lusts for Forbidden Flesh, which Longing Desires have Overcome them. Nevertheless, there will be many People among them who will Believe the Truth that you Teach to them, and they will become your Disciples, even as you have become my Disciples, whom you shall Baptize unto Repentance in my Name; and therefore, they will Support you, and take Good Care of you: because of their Love for you: because I will Bless them with the Holy Spirit, who will Comfort them and Assure them that they are on the Right Path or the Highway of Life. Therefore, do not Carry any Purse for Money: because the Ox is Worthy of his Hire, and you are Worthy of their Support; neither shall you Carry any Bag with Clothing and extra Sandals: because they will also Furnish you with those Necessities. Moreover, you shall not stop along the Road, in Order to Talk with whomever might pass by: because your Time is very Precious, which you can Use more Wisely in Order to Preach to Multitudes of People at once, which will be a far Greater Blessing to all of you. Therefore, if someone stops you along the Road, and Insists on Learning whatever you might Know, just say: ‘Follow us,’ which will also Attract other People to Follow you: because People are Curious when a Crowd Gathers; and therefore, it is to your Benefit if you 49 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! come into a City of Confusion with a large Flock of Sheep Following behind you. Furthermore, when you first Enter into any Town or City, you shall Inquire who among them is the most Righteous, who is Worthy of your Visit and Blessings; and whatever House that you Decide to Enter into, first say, ‘PEACE be to this Household in the Name of Yoshua Messiah!’ And if a Son of Peace Lives there, your Peace shall Rest upon him: because he will Accept you, and not Reject you; but, if not, your Peace shall Return to you, and you shall Leave that House of Hate: because the Holy Spirit does not Live there, since the Holy Spirit does not Live in Unclean Temples. However, if he Accepts you, and Greets you with a Clean Kiss and a Sincere Hug or Warm Embrace, you shall Know that you are Welcome; and therefore, you shall Remain within that same House, Eating and Drinking whatever Wholesome and Natural Foods and Drinks that they Provide: because the Laborer Deserves his Wages, which is a Modest Amount of Food and Drink: because you do not Desire to have a Reputation for being Gluttons and Drunkards, which would Dishonor your Master, who has set a Good Example for you to Follow. Therefore, if they have Sweet Fruits set before you, Eat those Fruits first, after giving Thanks to your Creator and Supreme Ruler; and then you may Eat whatever else is set before you, according to your Appetite, even according to that still small Voice that Speaks within you, Suggesting that you have had Sufficient Food for now, even if you get Hungry again within a few Hours: because it is Better to Eat more often, than to Eat too much at once: because that will only Stretch Out your Bowels, and Destroy your Beauty. Therefore, Eat with Moderation, and Eat the Right Foods for you: because you can always Choose what is Best for you, even if you are among the Heathen, who also like Sweet Fruits and Green Leaves from Clean Herbs. Yes, even as Ignorant as they are, they still Appreciate the Ripe Fruits from the Trees of Life, which Give Life to all People who Feast on them, which Great Truth you may also Teach to your Disciples: because they will 50 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Desire to Learn what it is that makes you so Beautiful, Healthy, and Wise. Therefore, you may Reveal it to them; but do not Reveal it to the Masses of People: because they must Suffer with Various Sicknesses, Diseases, and Ailments, until they Confess the Whole Truth concerning ALL Subjects that are Important for their Salvation in ALL Ways. Indeed, you must Leave them in the Darkness of Ignorance, until they Confess their Ignorance: because, if they are not Willing to Ask Important Questions, they are certainly not Ready to Learn any Lessons from the Universal College of Superior Knowledge; but they are only Puffed up with Pride, which Blinds their Minds, which Causes them to not Understand what is Good for them, for which they get their Just Rewards at their own Tables, as King David said. (Psalm 69: 22 36, and Romans 11.) Yes, may they Bow Down their Backs in Slavery to their Great God Gut Forever, if they do not Repent of ALL of their Sins, and STOP Sinning. Therefore, whenever you Enter into a Town, and they Receive you, you shall Teach to them this Great Truth; and therefore, you shall Eat whatever Sweet Fruits and Clean Green Herbs are set before you: because it will not Harm you; but, if you Eat like they have been Eating, your Peace will Depart from you also, and you will become Spiritually Dead like them: because People become like the Company that they Keep. Therefore, if that Company is Feasting with the Hogs and Dogs, and you Allow them to Seduce you with their Enticing Foods and Drinks, the Evil Spirits that are within them will Enter into you also: because of being Seduced by them for a Lack of Self-discipline. Indeed, they will Drag you Down into their Hellish Condition, and then Mock you for your Weaknesses, if you give in to their Temptations; but, if you are Spiritually Strong, you might also Drag them Out of their Bottomless Pit of Massive Confusion, and even Save them from their Torments: because of Clinging to the Rope of Hope. Yes, you will Instill into their Minds a Greater Hope than they have ever Learned about before, which is the Hope of becoming HOLY, like me and like Moses and like all of the Holy Prophets. 51 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Therefore, Heal the Sick Souls, Restore their Lost Limbs, Open the Eyes of the Blind, and Unstop the Ears of the Deaf: because that will Persuade them that you are my Disciples, and that you have Power with God, which they will not be Able to Deny; and therefore, you shall say to them, ‘The Kingdom of the Supreme Ruler has come near to you, and you have Seen his Good Works. Therefore, you must Learn, Believe, Love, and Obey his Words of Truth, which will make you Free in all Ways: because there is Deliverance by Means of the Sword of Truth.’ But, whenever you Enter into a Town or City of Confusion, and they do not Receive you with Gladness, you shall go into their Streets, and say: ‘You People are Rejecters of Truth, for which you will be Punished: because the Blessings of the Kingdom of God have come near to you; but you have Rejected those Blessings without a Just Cause. Therefore, even the Dust of your Town, which Clings to our Feet and Robes, we will now Shake Off against you: because you are now Cursed. Nevertheless, Understand this, that the Kingdom of the Supreme Ruler has come near to you.’ Therefore, I tell you the Truth, it shall be more Tolerable during the Day of Judgment for the People of the Cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, than for that Town or City: because, if the Great Works that will be Done among them, had been Done among the People of Sodom and Gomorrah, they would have Repented while Covered in Sackcloth, and sitting in Ashes: because they were only Ignorant concerning the Truth; but these People are Extremely Proud, Hardhearted, Spiritually Blind, and Deaf: because they Refuse to Learn Truth and Wisdom. Therefore, they will Mock themselves with their own Foolishness, and Destroy themselves by Means of their own Lusts: because they are also Worthy of the Fruits of their Labors in the Fields of the Devil, who Rules over them, who shall Harvest them for his Evil Kingdom: because he has now Gathered them Together for that Purpose within Filthy Cities of Massive Confusion, Worldwide.” 20 20 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: Justification of Magnification! 52 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Now, I Hear a Colorful Irreverent Snake hiss: “O Peacock, you have ADDED to the Word of God, which is Pure and Infallible. Therefore, you shall be CURSED with the Seven Last Great Plagues: because you have Revealed Truth that God has Forbidden you to Reveal: because it is Reserved for the Future. Moreover, you have Suggested that the Perfect Foods for Mankind are the Sweet Fruits from the Trees of Life, followed by some Clean Green Leaves; but we all Know that nothing is Better for our Good Health than Pizzas with everything on them, including some Marijuana and Coca Leaves: because there is nothing that Enters into the Body that can Defile it, even if it is Battery Acid, Arsenic, or Die-eldrin: because God will Bless whatever we have Blest, even if it is Pure Poison. Therefore, you are a False Prophet, a Liar, Deceiver, and Hypocrite: because you do not Live on nothing but Sweet Fruits and Clean Green Leaves, yourself, nor does anyone else: because such a Diet will KILL you! Yes, it Requires PROTEINS, Vitamins, Minerals, and FATS in Order to keep a Workhorse Alive, which can only be Obtained from Eating Flesh, Cheese, Milk, Eggs, and the 4 Basic Food Groups, including Cereals, Breads, Fruits, and Vegetables; but especially Horseradish, Pickled Pig’s Feet, Barbecued Skunk Tails, and Rancid Whale Blubber, which has been Inspected by the USDA, which is the United States Department of Agriculture, which is more Concerned for our Good Health, than God is: because, if the Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves should become too Sickly and Diseased, they could not Earn any Money for Paying Taxes. However, Thank God, there are New Babies being Born, who Increase the Chances for more Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves to be at least Moderately Healthy, until they get to a certain Age, at which Time FATE will Determine WHO Remains Healthy, and WHO gets Sick or Diseased; but, a Universal Health Care Program would take Care of them, if we had the Right Insurance Plan: because Jesus said, ‘Before you Disciples go on the Road, be sure to go to the Insurance Agency, and get Life Insurance, Health Care Insurance, Accident Insurance, Liability Insurance, and whatever 53 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! you Need in Order to go on the Road: because it is a very Dangerous World out there. Yes, get yourselves Swords and Spears, just in case that you meet up with Highway Robbers who want to take your Money Bags, or even Steal from you during the Dark, while you are Sleeping in those most Expensive Hotels. Moreover, you shall Pack Suitcases Full of Changeable Suits of Apparel, so that you never have to Appear in the same Suit twice within one Year: because you are the Blest Ones of the Lord, who is otherwise known as BAAL: because you should be Baal Worshippers, since the God of Baal is the Right God: because he is the God of Possessions, and you are Possession Worshippers. Therefore, you shall Fill your Houses with all Kinds of Idols, Paintings of Vanity, and whatever Junk that you can Discover for Sale: because all True Christians must Prosper after that Manner, or else they will be Unhappy. Indeed, the more Possessions that you Obtain, the Healthier and Happier that you will become: because you will be Able to sit around and get FAT, which is a Sign of Good Health, even as a Fattened Hog is Better to Eat than a Skinny Hog; and nothing is as Good as Bacon and Eggs, and especially when it is Spiced with Hot Peppers, Salt, Garlic, and Grated Lemon Peeling, after which it is Rolled in Cheese, and Fried in Whale Blubber! Indeed, I tell you the Truth, there will be many Unholy People come from the East, West, North, and South, who will sit down within the Holy Kingdom of All that is Good, along with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob: because they will have Discovered those more Tasty Dishes of Hog Slop and Dog Food, which the Angels of Heaven could not Discover: because they are less Inventive; but behold, he who comes up with the most Tasty Dish will sit at my Right Side, and will Rule with me within that Holy Kingdom, which will be Filled with SMOKE and PERFUME: because I Love that SMOKE and Perfume. Yes, I will sit in Judgment with my Feet propped up on my Desk, having a BIG FAT One-Foot-Long Cigar in one Hand, and a Bottle of Champaign in the other Hand, and say to you: “Now, my Son, what Sins have you Committed?” at which Time you will say, “O Lord, O my Baal, 54 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! we did not Realize that we were Lacking so many Material Riches, or else we would have gone and Sold all that we had, in Order to Buy some Stocks and Bonds on Wall Street,” at which Time I will say, “You Know that I told you that you should at least put your Money into the Bank, in Order for it to Earn Interest, so that you might at least get yourselves a Television, in Order to Watch my Disciples doing Miracles such as Transplanting Hearts and Brains, or at least giving Sex Change Operations: because there are so many Confused People, who do not Realize what is most Important in Life, so that they might get their Priorities in Order, and get Sex Changes: because that would be far less Expensive than Fasting and Praying, which might Cost you your Life, and especially if you do not Eat a Gallon of those Blubber-fried Eggs and Bacon, just after you Fast for 24 Whole Hours,” at which Time you will say, “O Baal, I am Ashamed of myself for being so Holy, Pure, and Innocent, when you Desired that I should be like that Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-thyHead, whose Stomach Hangs on his Knees when he sits down,” at which Time …’ and you get the Point, O Peacock.” †§‡§§ Yes, O Irreverent Sarcastic Snake with the Long Twisted Tale of Lies and Half Truths, I do get the Point; but, does anyone else?? Now, I Hear someone, who is like an Innocent Lamb, bleat: “O Peacock, I have no Idea HOW that you can Bear with such Disrespectful and Irreverent People, since my Dad would STOMP THEM INTO THE GROUND! However, the Problem with Publishing such LIES, is the Fact that someone might Unknowingly Misunderstand you, and come to the Wrong Conclusion, unto their own Damnation, if they should happen to be one of those Impatient People, who simply flip a book open and begin to read whatever their Eyes fall upon: because it was the Holy Spirit who Inspired your New Magnified Version of Luke 10; but it must have been some Unholy Spirit that Inspired that Irreverent Snake, who Imagined that he could Prove your Infallible Words of Truth to be Wrong; but, in the Process of 55 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Attempting to Prove your Words to be Wrong, he merely Proved himself to be Wrong, and made a Liar of himself, and even Misquoted everything that Jesus said, and ADDED all Kinds of LIES or False Doctrines, for which he will Receive the Seven Last Great Plagues! Therefore, he was Symbolical of X-amount of other Snakes and Irreverent IDIOTS, who cannot Discern something that is GOOD when they Learn it. Therefore, all such People will Receive the Greater Damnation: because they have Rejected Truth without a Just Cause.” † Well, O Lamb, it never Pays to Mock Truth, lest you are Mocked, yourself: because of Offending the Holy Spirit, who Knows HOW to Confound the Worldly-wise People. Indeed, she is much Wiser than the Fools who Mock Truth, and it was she who Inspired his Speech, also, in Order to Confound him, for which he has NO Answer, which is why that he cannot Speak: beCause he is Dumbfounded. In Fact, he merely ASSUMED that his Unholy Bible had the Exact Right Words, even though it is a Mutilated Version, as you can easily Understand if you Re-read both of those Versions once again with Faith: because the Mutilated Version is Self-evident by its LACK of Important Information that would be Necessary in Order for the Disciples of Jesus Christ to Understand what they were Supposed to DO. After all, according to the Mutilated Versions (of which there are hundreds in Various Languages), those Disciples were not even supposed to take Sandals with them; but just Walk on the Sharp Rocks in the Land of Israel without Sandals, which might be Possible; but not very Practical: because of CUT FEET! After all, there was a Good Reason for all of those People to Wear Sandals or Shoes of some Kind: because that Land is FULL of Rocks, and a Broken Rock can be equally as Sharp as Broken Glass, if you Strike it just Right with your Foot, and then SLIP. Therefore, it is Obvious that Jesus was not saying to NOT WEAR SANDALS; but only to not bother to take any Extra Sandals along: because, whenever their Sandals were getting Worn Out, someone would See it and Give to them some New Sandals. Likewise, the same thing Applied to the Burdensome Clothes: because there was a 56 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Time for NOT taking any Thought for Tomorrow, and another Time to take up some Deep Thoughts for Tomorrow: because there is another Scripture that Reveals that Fact, wherein Jesus told his Disciples to take some Money in their Purses. See Mark 6: 7 14; Matthew 10: 1 15; and Luke 22: 35 37. Therefore, there is a Time and a Purpose for everything that is Done under the Sunstar; but, Knowing just WHEN that we should Do this, or Do that, is the Great Question! However, that Question is Answered by Doing Enough Fasting and Praying, which gets you into Tune with the Holy Spirit, who then Teaches to you what is Right and WRong, and Shows to you the Way that you must Go in Order to SUCCEED! Chapter 5 The Conclusion Unlike most of my Books, I am going to actually give to you a Conclusion for this Subject: because the foregoing Information might only make some People more Confused than they already are. After all, each Person has his or her Priorities, depending on what the Day has brought forth. For Example, when the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center came CRASHING DOWN in New York City, almost all American Adults put their Priorities on HOLD, at least during the first few Hours, at which Time they were Glued to their Televisions with Anxious Anticipation for what might Happen NEXT: because it got almost everyone’s Attention, which was no doubt the Desired Effect that the Terrorists Intended for it to have, which came near to Crashing our Great False Economy! Yes, it was a Tragic Disaster, which was another Murderous Act of Injustice except that if any particular Buildings on this Earth could Symbolize the single most 57 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! EVIL Economic System in the World, it would be those Huge Capitalist Buildings, which are Representative of what will Happen during the Future when Babylon FALLS, as it is Revealed within the Book of Revelation, which seems to be right on Schedule with Prophetic Timetables. Indeed, the Priorities in New Yuck City were Suddenly and Dramatically CHANGED on September 11th, 2001: because about 3,000 People got Killed, at once. However, in Reality, after that Dreadful Day, there have been more than 600,000,000 People in this World of Woes who have Died from Hunger and Diseases in other Countries, and almost no one in this Country has Shed even ONE Tear for them, nor gave even ONE News Report about it, nor Contributed any Money for their Poor Families: because we are Truly NATIONALISTS, who are far more Concerned for our own Skins, than for anyone else’s; but especially for the Skins of American BANKERS, as Opposed to the Skins of those Poor Sickly Americans who Lack Fresh Clean Air, Pure Water, Good Foods, Proper Clothing, Well-made Fireproof Houses, and all that I have Proposed within this Inspired Book. In other Words, the News Propagandists spent a thousand or more times as much Time on the Terrorist Attack in New York City, than they spent on the 40,000+ People who got Killed in Car Accidents during that same Year; or, that they spent on Reporting about the 900,000+ People who Died with Cancer, plus the Heart Attack Victims of Self-inflicted Punishments, Stroke “Victims,” and so on: because the Attack in New York City just Happened to Hit a Financial Target, rather than a large Hospital, for Example, where it could have possibly Killed far more People: because of the Difficulty with Evacuating them before they Burned up. Nevertheless, the Attack in New York set the Stage for all Kinds of Unpredictable Events, which had a Chain Reaction for which no one has any Idea where the End of it will be, except for God and his HOLY PROPHETS, who are apparently keeping SILENT: because it is such an Evil Time in the History of the 58 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! World. Indeed, one could easily Lose his Life for speaking just one Word that might get Misunderstood: because People are so Hottempered, Hateful, Revengeful, and Murderous. In Fact, that was the very First Effect on the Mind of our President George, who Vowed REVENGE by calling it “JUSTICE.” Yes, he said that we would Hunt Down those Terrorists, and bring them to JUSTICE, even though most of those Terrorists are still Loose; and upwards of a million Potential Terrorists are being Born each Day Thanks to the System that Produces them! However, there is no Justice when you Attack Gang B for the Crimes of Gangs A and C: beCause they are 3 Different Gangs. Therefore, by Attacking Gang B, it gave Gangs A and C the Perfect Opportunity and Good Excuse for Attacking US once again: beCause of the Injustice of the Attack on Gang B, in spite of the Fact that all such Gangs are EVIL, including the Gang of Spiritual Outlaws in Washington, District of Criminals, who will Answer to God for their Crimes: because 2 Wrongs do not make anything Right. Indeed, we cannot Do Good, unless we Do what is Right; and it is not Right to MURDER Innocent People in any Amount of Numbers, and call it “Collateral Damage,” as Opposed to COLD-BLOODED MURDER! After all, if it had been Russia and China who Attacked US American Citizens for the Crimes of George Bush, we would have to Agree with that last Statement: because we are not to be Blamed for the Sins of our Government at least I am not to be Blamed: because I had no Part in their Decisions in Washington, and neither did most of you. In Fact, it would be the Equivalent of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) making a Raid on a New York Gang of Outlaws for the Crimes of a Gang in Houston, Texas, when the Real Criminals are in Lost Angels, Californicate! Yes, I Know that all New York Bankers are INNOCENT, and so was J. Edgar Hoover, John F. Kennedy, Joseph McCarthy, and Robert McNamara; but not according to the Honest History Books, which must Report all of the Details, including the Lies, Sex Scandals, Secret Covert Wars, and so on. However, the Real Criminals are seldom if ever Mentioned by 59 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! News Reporters, Government Officials, Preachers, Teachers, Professors, Lawyers, Judges, Doctors, and whomever might Expose them: because they would simply be Reporting on THEMSELVES! Indeed, they are ALL Criminals to some Degree, as I have Proven within my Good Books; but the Worst of those Criminals are the BANKERS, who Control the Great False Economy! Yes, those Bankers Determine WHO will Prosper, and WHO will Fail: because you can hardly do anything without their Help, if you have very little Money. (See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: Can Bankers be Trusted??, which will Enlighten your Mind more than you might Imagine!) For Example, we all Know that American Firetrap Mouseinfested Cockroach Dens should be Replaced with Fireproof, Tornado-proof, Hail-proof, Termite-proof, Water-damage-proof, Insurance-proof $wangkee Stone Domehomes, or the Equivalent thereof; and yet neither you nor I could Obtain Enough Money from a Banker in Order to get into the Business of Producing MILLIONS of such Homes: because there is no Banker from here to China, who would RISK the Investment: beCause, if it should Catch On, all of those Bankers would eventually put themselves OUT of Business: beCause such Houses would seldom if ever Require any Repairs, Rebuilding, or whatever; and therefore, given Enough Time, Bankers would not be Collecting any more Interest: because those Permanent Houses would eventually be Paid for. However, under the present Evil Economic System, almost all of the Houses are GUARANTEED to Deteriorate, Rot Down, Burn Up, Blow Away, get Eaten up by Termites, Flooded Out, Slid Away in a Mudslide, or Destroyed by some other Means: beCause they are Designed by Satan and Sons, Incorporated, who Work for the BANKERS! Yes, they are all in the Stew Kettle TOGETHER, my Friend or Enemy; and they have a very Neat CONSPIRACY against the Average American TAX SLAVE and INTEREST SLAVE, who is so Distracted from Reality by all of his or her TOYS and GAMES, that he or she does not Realize how BADLY 60 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! that he or she has been SNOOKERED, Bamboozled, RAPED, Robbed, and Deceived to the MAXIMUM, including those News Reporters, who Supposedly Report the WHOLE Truth! However, when you Begin to Realize that God Created FREE ROCKS, Mountains of SAND, and billions of tons of Gravel, just like he Created FREE AIR, WATER, and FOOD, you also Begin to Realize what an ENORMOUS LIE has been put into the Minds of the Proud Spiritually BLINDED IDIOTS who cannot SEE those Mountains of Rocks, and Conclude that we, THE PEOPLE, could just CLAIM our own ROCKS, just like we CLAIM our own AIR and WATER! Yes, we, the PEOPLE, should not have to BUY our own Rocks, when they are FREE for getting them; but we should only have to Buy the Labor and Tools that are Required in Order to Harvest those Rocks, which can be Harvested by HUGE Solar-powered $wangkee Land-moving Machines, Rock-cutting Machines, Rock-polishing Machines, Electric Trains, and whatever Tools are Necessary in Order to TRULY PROSPER, as Opposed to PRETENDING that we are in Heaven, when we are in Hell! (Yes, I Know that the Environmentalists will be in an Uproar to Hear such Words; but that is only beCause they have not Studied my Master Plan, which provides a Way for making Life a thousand times Better for the Wild Animals.) However, until the Tornado or Fire comes Sweeping through your Community, and Touches you, Personally, you are not likely to give it much Thought: because you have an Unlimited Amount of False Faith in the FACT that it will never Happen to YOU; but, “if it Does Happen, it will be God’s Will,” you say! However, God is not Willing that any People should Perish; but that all should come to Repentance, and Change their Ways of Living: because he Provided an ABUNDANCE of Rocks for us to Work with, as well as Knowledge and Technology for Handling that Work with the Least Amount of Waste of Time, Money, Materials, and Energy. Indeed, you may Complain and Murmur 61 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! from now until Doomsday, and even Riot and Protest on the Streets in Washington, and elsewhere; but none of it will Do as much toward our Objective, as for you and I and everyone else who is Interested, to simply STOP DOING ANYTHING! Yes, just STAY IN BED and SLEEP, until the White Fathers in Washington WAKE UP: because, if every Tax Slave suddenly becomes SICK of their Bad Government, and goes to BED, and no Work gets Done, and no Taxes get Paid, they will be FORCED to come to their Right Senses; and all of that without any Bloodshed, Riots, Broken Windows, Burned Out Towns, Lootings, Murders, Rapes, and whatever. Indeed, it is called “Peaceful Resistance,” since everyone is SICK. Moreover, just after 3 or 4 Days of Fasting, you will even APPEAR to be Sick: because you will be PALE, Weak, and SICKLY: beCause of the Elimination of Filth and Poisons within your Body, which make you Weak! Therefore, Save your Hard-earned Money, and STOP BUYING any more of that TRASH and JUNK FOOD, and begin to Do your Fasting: because that will SAVE THE WORLD, and especially if TENS of MILLIONS of Wise People Do LIKEWISE: because it will have a far Greater Dramatic Effect than any Terrorist Attack, and only George Bush Incorporated will have any Tears in their Eyes: because they will be the only LOSERS!21 Indeed, whomever Does their Fasting and Praying, according to the RULES for FASTING, will be BLEST beyond Measure, and a Few will even Escape from the Great Tribulation by Means of a Great Mechanical Eagle that shall Fly Away into the Wilderness!22 Therefore, how Long are we going to Procrastinate the Day of our Salvation, and Torment ourselves in this State of Poverty, wherein a Person can hardly Breathe? Yes, how LONG are we going to Allow ourselves to Tolerate that Low Court of Supreme Injustices to get by with Spiritual MASS MURDER?? Yes, how 21 22 See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: Why Buy any more TRASH?? See my Website for my Free Booklet, called: WHERE is The City of God?? 62 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! LONG are we going to put up with those Greedy Bankers, who are no more Worthy of Riches than any of the rest of us? And how LONG are we going to SUFFER for a Lack of Good Food, when we could all be Moderately RICH in all Ways, as in “Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise”? The Truth is, my Friend or Enemy, we are going to have to make up our Minds to get our Priorities in ORDER, beginning with GOOD HEALTH: because, without Good Health, what is there to Live for, since Life Begins with Good Health, which makes it Possible for us to Do other Things that are not so Important; but perhaps Pleasurable, such as Reading a Good Book. Indeed, if you are Spiritually BLIND, and cannot even See the Words of Truth, what Good can they Do for YOU? Therefore, Seek ALL that is GOOD, and Begin by Confessing how FAR AWAY that you are from that Tree of Life, which is in the Paradise of Good Health and True Happiness, which is Reserved for the HOLY ONES, who are Pure in Mind, Spirit, and Body, who have Overcome the Temptations of the Devil, and have gotten the Victory over all of their Sins through the Grace, Forgiveness, and Truth of Jesus Christ: because only the Truth has the Power to set us Free from all of our Sins, including those Dietary Sins, which are the Basic Causes for all of the other Sins. After all, when was the last Time that you Heard of one of those Poor Skinny Starving African Children committing Murder? Never! No, it never Happens: because of what you can Discover for yourself, if you will only Practice a little Fasting. Indeed, after a Week or so of Fasting, followed by a Proper FLUSHING of your Bowels with Fresh Fruit Juices, you will Think that you Woke up in Heaven the next Morning! Yes, then you will Know what is Priority Number One! 63 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Rough Top View of a square $wangkee Fortress Rock Terraced Gardens for Flowers, Vegetables, Vineyards, and Fruit Trees, stepping down from Castle to Fortress. Beautiful Terraced Gardens surround Hotel for Visitors Government Headquarters, Post Office, Court House, Armory, Barracks for Guards, Bank, etc. Health Care Center Solar Collectors above Stone Domes School Underground Tunnels run throughout City, servicing 1,000 Wise Families. Cathedral, Church, Mosque, Synagogue, Temple, Theater, Auditorium, or whatever the Inhabitants Vote for. Swangkee Palaces for Worthy People/Shop -ping Maul/ etc. Entertainment Center Arched Windows Swangkee Covered Highway with Mulching Rocks & Weedless Gardens on Roof Moat for Water Storage, Fishing, Swimming, Ice Skating, and Boating. Domehomes, Homecraft Workshops & Sales Shops surround City GS= General Store 64 Underground Tunnel Entrance is only way into Fortress. Underground Parking Lot is outside of Self-governed Planned City State. This Fortress is surrounded by Hay Fields, Forests, and Unmolested Wilderness, so that Buffalo, Deer, etc., can roam the Great Plains once again, and the Gardens can be Protected from Unwanted Creatures. How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Explanation of Previous Drawing Most People think of a Fortress as a Castle, or Place where some Benevolent or Tyrant King might Protect himself from his Enemies; but $wangkee Fortresses are Designed for ALL of the People, whose Gardens, Orchards, Vineyards, Homecraft Workshops, Sales Shops, and Beautiful $wangkee Stone Domehome Complexes are within the Borders of a $wangkee Moat, which surrounds the Planned City State, which helps to keep OUT all of the Unwanted Creatures and especially those Tax Masters and Interest Masters, who are the Chief Thieves and Robbers of Honest Hardworking People, whom I call Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves. Such $wangkee Fortresses have far more than 248 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building them and Living within the Borders of them, with NO Great Disadvantages! See my Book for the Proof. You can find it on my Internet Website, at: www.ThePeacock.com Please notice the 2-way $wangkee Covered Highway/ Freeway, which alone will Solve hundreds of Problems that are faced every Day by those People who drive on non-covered highways, which Problems involve Icy Roads, Blinding Sunlight, Stop Lights, Worn-out Brakes, Wasted Gas, Accidents, and all that is Associated with the present System of Confusion, and the Tax Money that Supports it. Also notice that the Gardens are in Beautiful Terraces within the Fortress, which makes it a very Pleasant Place to Live and Work, at Home with your own Family and Friends, which is the Ideal Lifestyle, having lots of Space to Work and Play within a Peaceful Fortified City State, where you can Live with other People of Likemindedness, who Gladly Obey the Laws and Rules that they all Vote for, which is True Democracy, as Opposed to Dumbmocracy, Tax Slavery, Interest Slavery and all that is Associated with the Evil Empire. 65 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! PETITIONS NOTE: The following pages contain Petitions that may be Copied from the Book, itself, and then be Printed and Published, according as each Group of Wise People Decide. For Example, the next page can be Downloaded into any Computer that is Connected with the Internet, and then the Petition can be Selected and Copied and Pasted into a New Document, from which it can be Printed and made into a little 8½-inch by 5½-inch Booklet, with the Petition just under the Front Cover of the Booklet, which is followed by the SIGNATURES of whomever Agrees that such Things should be Done. Therefore, because there are Differences of Opinions concerning what Things should be Done, you can Discover more than one Petition, for which you may Choose whatever Parts that you like Best, and simply DELETE the other Parts, if you are Unhappy with them. In other Words, you have my Permission to Modify those Petitions, in Order to make them Satisfying in the Belly of your own Mind. However, the Main Objective is to get as many Signatures as possible, and then Mail those Petitions to your Senators and Congressmen/Congresswomen. Moreover, you can Discover all Kinds of Photos of National Parks and whatever on my Website, which you can Use in Order to Enhance the Front Outside Cover of the Booklet, and bring some Attention to it. You could also Print the following Words in large Bold Letters: Petition for True PROSPERITY 66 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! PETITION to the Congress of The United States of America We, the Undersigned Citizens of the United States of America, PETITION the Congress of both Houses in Washington, DC, to: 1 Call for a Great International Meeting of the Intelligent Minds, including Kings, Queens, Ambassadors, Prime Ministers, Presidents, Governors, Dictators, Dimwitcrats, and Reprobates to come Together for a Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court Hearing, within the Vatican Building in Rome, Italy, in Order that all such Leaders of all Nations might be Asked a few Important Questions by the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, King’s Mountain, Kentucky, who is the Author of an Inspired Book, called: How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER!, which can be found Free of Charge on his Website, at: www.ThePeacock.com 2 Make an Investigation into The TALE of The PEACOCK, and The ROPE of HOPE, in Order to Discover whether or not there is any Reasonable Excuse for any more Poverty, Worldwide, Understanding that a Righteous One-World GovernMint would simply Mint and Print the Necessary New Money, in Order to Use that Money WISELY, in Order to HIRE whomever is Willing and Able to Learn and Work, in Order to Build all Kinds of Beautiful Planned City States, called: $wangkee Hotels, Castles, and Fortresses!, which will Represent that New Money, without any Loans, without any Interest or Usury, without any Property Taxes, and without any Income Taxes. 3 Publish the above mentioned Books in all Public Schools and Libraries, Free of Charge, at Tax Slaves’ Expense: because those Books contain the Knowledge that can Liberate us from Tax Slavery and Interest Slavery, which is of Greatest Interest to all of us Slaves, who are SICK of it! 67 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Signatures: 68 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! PETITION to the Congress of The United States of America We, the Undersigned Citizens of the Late Great Divided States of United Lies, PETITION the Congress of both Houses in Washington, District of Criminals, to: 1 Bring the Peacock to TRIAL for TREASON, for: A Exposing too many Lies, and: B For Revealing too much Truth: because we Tax Slaves were Healthy and Happy, until the Peacock Messed up our Minds by Shining the Light of Truth into the Darkness of Ignorance, which Blinded our Spiritual Eyes, so that we could not See the Beauty of The TALE of The PEACOCK, and The ROPE of HOPE! 2 Bring the American Tax Slaves and Interest Slaves to TRIAL for: A BELIEVING the Peacock’s Tale of Lies, and: B For Doing NOTHING about it! 3 Ship the Peacock and all of his Property, including his 98% Rock House, back to Germany, where someone might Appreciate his ROCKS: because, we, the People of the Late Great Divided States of United Lies HATE Paint-proof, Fireproof, Rot-proof, Termite-proof, Insurance-proof, Marble-faced Concrete Walls and Onyx-covered Concrete Floors: because we might Slip and Fall Down on them and Crack our almost Worthless Heads WIDE OPEN, and thus Leak Out what Few Brains that there might be in them, and thus become like President George Walking Bush Incorporated. †§‡§§ 4 Brand all of us Tax Slaves with the Mark of the Beast. 69 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! PETITION to the Congress of The United States of America We, the Undersigned Citizens of the United States of America, PETITION the Congress of both Houses in Washington, DC, to: 1 Bring the Judges of the Supreme Court to TRIAL for CONSPIRACY and TREASON against the American Tax Slaves: because of the following Reasons, A It would be Good if all People in the Whole World should Learn, Believe, Love, and Obey The New MAGNIFIED Version of The TEN COMMANDMENTS, in Order to Reduce or Eliminate most Taxes, which are Collected/Confiscated/Stolen by Force from us Tax Slaves, in Order to Support Police Departments, Wicked/Righteous Lawyers, Just/Unjust Judges, Prison Keepers, Court Houses, Prisons, and all that is Associated with Lawlessness. B Anyone who Disagrees with the above Statement of Fact is either Ignorant, Stupid, Spiritually Blind, Corrupt, Wicked, Insane, or otherwise Unqualified to be a Judge of any Kind. 2 Bring the Congress to TRIAL if they Refuse to Hold and Support the above mentioned Petition, or even Refuse to Sign their Names to it in Readable Letters. 3 Bring President George W. Bush to TRIAL for TREASON, if he Refuses to Sign this Petition, and also to make Sure that it is Executed, since he is the Chief Executive of his Branch of Government, lest he should be Executed for High Treason against us Tax Slaves, who HATE Tax Slavery and Interest Slavery. 70 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Signatures: 71 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! The following Alphabetical List of other Interesting Literature by the same Author in 10 Categories can be Found Free of Charge at: www.ThePeacock.com Category 1 ― MAGNIFIED Scriptures Justification of Magnification! The New MAGNIFIED Version of ACTS ― Volumes 1 & 2! The New MAGNIFIED Version of DANIEL! (This Book also contains HOSEA, JOEL, AMOS, and OBADIAH.) The New MAGNIFIED Version of DEUTERONOMY 1 & 2! The New MAGNIFIED Version of EZEKIEL ― Vol. 1 & 2! The New MAGNIFIED Version of EZRA, NEHEMIAH, and ESTHER! The New MAGNIFIED Version of First and Second CHRONICLES! The New MAGNIFIED Version of First and Second CORINTHIANS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of First KINGS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of First SAMUEL! The New MAGNIFIED Version of GALATIANS EPHESIANS PHILIPPIANS and COLOSSIANS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of HEBREWS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of ISAIAH in Plain English! The New MAGNIFIED Version of JAMES plus First and Second PETER! The New MAGNIFIED Version of JEREMIAH ― Volume 1! The New MAGNIFIED Version of JONAH! The New MAGNIFIED Version of JOSHUA! The New MAGNIFIED Version of JUDGES and RUTH! The New MAGNIFIED Version of LEVITICUS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of MARK! The New MAGNIFIED Version of MATTHEW! 72 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! The New MAGNIFIED Version of MICAH! (This Book also contains NAHUM, HABAKKUK, ZEPHANIAH, HAGGAI, ZECHARIAH, and MALACHI!) The New MAGNIFIED Version of NUMBERS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of REVELATION! The New MAGNIFIED Version of ROMANS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of SECOND KINGS! The New MAGNIFIED Version of Second SAMUEL! The New MAGNIFIED Version of GENESIS in Plain English! The New MAGNIFIED Version of EXODUS, in Plain English! The New MAGNIFIED Version of the Book of JOB! The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Book of MORMON ― Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16! The New MAGNIFIED Version of The GOOD NEWS According to Saint JOHN ZEBEDEE BOANERGES! The New MAGNIFIED Version of The GOOD NEWS According to Saint LUKE ― Volumes 1 & 2! The New MAGNIFIED Version of The PROVERBS of King Solomon in PLAIN English Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7! The New MAGNIFIED Version of The PSALMS of King David ― Volumes 1, 2, & 3! The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Sermon on the Mount! The New MAGNIFIED Version of The Ten Commandments! The New MAGNIFIED Version of THESSALONIANS TIMOTHY TITUS and PHILEMON! Category 2 ― Spiritual/Religious 40 Good Reasons WHY People should Fast and Pray! Contradictions within the “Holy” Bible! Did Jesus Christ Create the Worlds?? Did Jesus Christ Rise from the Dead on Easter Sunday?? Do Christians have to Obey the Ten Commandments in Order to be Saved?? And, What does it Mean to be SAVED?? Do Christians have to OVERCOME their Sins and STOP Sinning in Order to be SAVED?? 73 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Do People go to Heaven when they Die??? Does God FAVOR the Righteous Ones?? Does God Inspire any Person to Reveal any Truth during these Times?? How are we Saved by GRACE?? How many Times was Jesus Christ Reincarnated?? HOW to get WISDOM! How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! HOW to LOVE GOD! Is God a TRINITY?? Is The Book of MORMON Inspired by God?? Volume 1! Is the Holy Spirit Male or Female?? Is the Tale of the Peacock POSITIVE, or NEGATIVE?? Is there LIFE AFTER DEATH?? Is this the ONLY DAY of SALVATION?? “Judgment Begins at the House of God” PROVERBS of The PEACOCK! Should Christians JUDGE?? Should Christians Keep God’s Holy Days, or Men’s Holidays?? Should Christians OBEY Whatever Authority Rules over them?? Should People PRAY for PEACE?? Should True Christians Keep God’s Sabbath Day Holy, or Men’s Sunday?? The HEAD of The PEACOCK! The KEY of the Knowledge of All that is Good and Evil! The Mystery of the RICH MAN and LAZARUS Revealed! The Religious Controversy of the Millennium! The Swangkee Sword of Divine Truth! Was Christ Born on Christmas?? Was Joseph Smith Junior a True Prophet or a False Prophet?? Were all Men Created EQUAL?? What are GHOSTS?? What are the GIFTS of God?? 74 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! What does BAPTISM Mean?? What does it Mean to be Born Again?? What does it Mean to be HOLY?? What does it Mean to be SAVED?? What does it Mean to BELIEVE and Who does NOT Believe?? What does it Mean to “Lay not up for yourselves Treasures upon the Earth”?? What does it Mean to REPENT?? What does it Mean to Worship God in Spirit and in Truth?? What Happens when we DIE??? Volumes 1 & 2! What is a SOUL?? What is God’s NAME?? What is the Gift of Speaking in Tongues?? What is The GREATEST SIN?? What is The KINGDOM of GOD?? What is the Love of God?? What IS the MARK of The BEAST?? What is The MASTER PLAN of The Master Farmer?? What is the POTENTIAL Destiny of Mankind?? What is True Love?? What is WIZDUM?? What is WRong with the UPCI? What or WHO are ANGELS?? What or WHO is GOD?? WHERE is HELL?? WHERE is The City of God?? Which Church is the Right Church?? Who are the False Prophets?? WHO has Authority from God?? WHO is The ANTICHRIST?? WHO is The DEVIL?? WHY were we BORN?? Will Christians be RAPTURED up to Heaven before the Great Tribulation?? 75 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Category 3 ― Government/Politics 101 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Establishing a RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint! A List of the EVILS of DEMOCRACY! A New Solution for the IMMIGRATION PROBLEM! A Reasonable Solution for Capital Punishment that Everyone can Accept! A Reasonable Solution for Kosovo! A Reasonable Solution for the ENERGY CRISIS! A Reasonable Solution for the IMMIGRATION PROBLEM! A Reasonable Solution for the SOCIAL SECURITY PROBLEM! Can Politicians be Trusted?? DAVID vs GOLIATH! Do you Belong to some CULT?? Do you Pledge your Allegiance to God, or to a RAG?? FORM for HIRING POTENTIAL WORKING SOLDIERS! How to Bring PEACE to the Middle East! How to Deal with Natural Disasters! HOW to ESTABLISH a New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government without Going to WAR! How Working People can PROSPER and Live in PEACE under the Rulership of a RIGHTEOUS King! Is Democracy Reasonable?? Seven Great Swangkee Armies of WORKING Soldiers! Should Christians VOTE?? Should The Peacock be Summoned for Jury Service?? Should there be a WALL of SEPARATION Between Church and State?? Swangkee Associations of Working Soldiers! (A Tale of Unification) by The Army Ants The BOOK of Swangkee Associations of Working Soldiers! (A Tale of Wit and Wisdom) by The Multicolored Camel with 2 Humps on his Back 76 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! The CONSTITUTION for the New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint! The CRACK in the Liberty Bell, and What it Means! The Declaration of Interdependence! The Divided States of United Lies! The Great World Temple of PEACE, in JERUSALEM! The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING! The Little White BACKHOUSE! The New RIGHTEOUS One-World GovernMint! The QUALIFICATIONS for Kings and Queens at Swangkee Castles! (A Tale of Revelation) by The Queen Bee VOTE for The GOAT! What is FREEDOM?? What is The BEAST?? What IS the MARK of The BEAST?? What is the Punishment for Unjust Judges?? WHO QUALIFIES to Rule over US?? Why Vote for One of 2 or 3 WRong Political Parties?? Category 4 ― Education 30 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Spelling and Reading Words According to the Swangkee Phonetic English KEE TQ PROONUNSEEAASHUN! ARE WE DECEIVED Volumes 1 & 2! Arkansas Fish! Can News Reporters be Trusted?? Did People Evolve from Apes?? Do People Need to go to School in Order to get a Good Education?? FREEDOM of SPEECH Magazine of Opinions Volume 1! HOW to Read a Good Book! How to Resolve ARGUMENTS! Is Ignorance Bliss?? Justification of Capitalization! Justification of Symbols, Creatures, and Characters! 77 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Should the Ten Commandments be Posted in Public Schools?? The School of FOOLS! What is WRong with C-span?? What is WRong with the Book of MORMON?? — Volume 1! Category 5 ― Money/Economy/Prosperity A List of Swangkee Wages! A List of the Evils of Capitalism! Volumes 1 & 2! A Reasonable Solution for SWEAT SHOPS! A Reasonable Solution for TRASH DISPOSAL! Are we Tax Slaves?? And, What Positive Things we can Do in Order to be set Free from Tax Slavery!! Are you a BAAL Worshipper?? Are you Poor — and not too Proud to Confess it?? Can Bankers be Trusted?? Dear Reverend Ralph Workaholic Beiting! Does the Colorful Peacock have a JUST CAUSE for NOT Paying Taxes?? How Could We Afford It?? How GOOD are CARS?? How GOOD is CAPITALISM?? How GOOD is GAMBLING?? How much would you Pay for an Obedient Goat?? How we can All get Moderately RICH! If I had a MILLION DOLLARS! Is it a SIN to Make MERCHANDISE of The Words of God?? Looking for a JOB! The Colorful Peacock Debates the United States Congress over MINIMUM WAGES! The KO$T of a Dipstick! (A Hard Lesson to be Learned at a Great Price) By Raa Obzervutiv Swangkee The Great FALSE ECONOMY! The History of Money! 78 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! The New and Wonderful MONETARY and ECONOMIC SYSTEM of The New Righteous One-World GovernMint! The Strange Things that People Do in Order to Get more Money! What does it Mean: “The Destruction of the Poor is their POVERTY”?? What does it Mean to PROSPER?? What ever Happened to the Good Old Days?? WHO are the Real Bank Robbers?? Why Buy any more TRASH?? Why do Lying Preachers Prosper?? Category 6 ― Social/Moral A Head to Heart Speech! A Nation of Prostitutes! Can Lawyers be Trusted?? Can Peacocks be Trusted?? Can we Do GOOD, without Doing what is RIGHT?? Dear Adam and Eve! Dear Simon J. and Brenda P.! Did the Creator Intend for Peacocks to Marry Chickens?? Distractions from Reality! How GAY is GOD?? How Good or Evil is GREED?? How GOOD was Women’s LIBERATION?? HOW to Run Away! (And when not to.) Is America Number 1?? Is God GAY?? Is Television a Gift from God, or SATAN?? Is the Peacock a RACIST?? One Nation Americans Remember September 11 Should Handguns be BANNED in America?? Should we OBEY our Elders?? Should Wives OBEY their Husbands?? 79 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! SURVEY of Religious Spiritual Political Social Moral Labor and Habitual VALUES! The CONTROVERSIES of the Three COWARDS (A Tale of Shame) by The White Cow with a Red Face, The Black Cow with a White Face, and The Red Cow with a Black Face! The Paradoxical Human Mind! The Swangkee Association of Truth Seekers and Treasure Hunters, Worldwide! Were you Born to be a Master, or a Servant?? What does ADULTERY Mean?? What is IDOLATRY?? What is the Greatest INJUSTICE?? Who is to BLAME for TEENAGE REBELLION?? Why am I so PROUD to be an American?? Why should Men Wear BEARDS?? Category 7 ― Health/Gardening/Farming A 100% Weedless Garden! (Not Hydroponics) A Sure and Free Cure for PIMPLES! A Sure Cure for Chronic Constipation of the Mind! A Sure Cure for DEPRESSION! A Sure Cure for Pimples, Blackheads, Boils, Lumps, Tumors, and other Collections of Poisons and Filth! All-Mineral Organic Gardening! (A Unique Tale of True Knowledge) By The Little Brown Earthworm Are you Addicted to a Weed?? Before you Commit Suicide, TRY FASTING! Can Medical Doctors be TRUSTED?? Did God Intend for People to Eat Whatever they Want to?? Did STRESS Kill Jon Jackson?? How to PREVENT the Common Cold! (A 90-minute Tape Recording) RULES for FASTING Volumes 1 & 2, by The PEACOCK Swangkee Fasting Sanitariums! 80 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! The Farmer’s DILEMMA! What is the PUNISHMENT for Dietary Sins?? What Makes People CRAZY?? What Makes People HAPPY?? What Makes People LAZY?? What Makes People SICK?? What will you Do when the Rain STOPS?? Why does God Allow SUFFERING?? Category 8 ― Construction 248 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building and Living within the Borders of Beautiful Planned City States! 25 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Building and Living within Beautiful Swangkee Stone Domehomes! 40 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Making and Using $wangkee Solar-powered Electric Cars, Vans, Buses, Trucks, Tractors, Bulldozers, Trains, Ships, Toys, and Planned City States! (A Unique Solar System) 77 Good Reasons and Great Advantages for Men to Make and Wear Swangkee Robes and Cloaks! A New Jerusalem in the Great State of Flexible Texas! A Reasonable Solution for Unnecessary Pollution, Poverty, Crime, and Taxes! How to Live a Simple Life! Profitable $wangkee Bat Houses! $wangkee Fruit-picking Machines! $wangkee Lowtels, Hightels, Castles, and Fortresses! $wangkee Palaces! $wangkee Solar Electric Power Plants! The BURDENS of The Independent Jackasses (A Tale of Woes) by The White Jackass with 2 Long Ears, who can Hear! The HOME of The PEACOCK! The IDEAL Place to Live! Volumes 1 & 2! 81 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Category 9 ― Crime/Terrorism/War A Coward’s War! Are you a Spiritual COWARD?? Did the Victims of the Oklahoma City Bombing get their JUSTICE?? How GOOD are PRISON?? How Successful is the War on Drugs?? HOW to CONVERT our Enemies! Reflections on the War in IRAQ! Should Christians RESIST EVIL?? Volume 1! The Great ATOMIC NIGHTMARE! The INSANITY of WAR! The Mystery of the Oklahoma City Bombing by Timothy James McVeigh! The Peabrain Peacock Investigates the Kennedy Assassination! Those Good American GANGS! What does it Mean to MURDER?? What PRODUCES Criminals?? What would JESUS DO?? WHO are the Real Criminals?? Who are the TERRORISTS?? Who should Pay for the World Trade Center in New York?? Why do Terrorists HATE US?? Category 10 ― Miscellaneous Did Men Land on the Moon?? Does God Hate Astronauts?? Does the Earth MOVE?? God’s Christmas Present! Grandma and Grandpa Swangkee Volume 1 How GOOD is HALLOWEEN?? Is the World OVERPOPULATED?? Mountain Grizzly Bear Meets his Match! Small Minds are Impressed with BIG THINGS! The Great Ice Storm of 2000 AD! 82 How to get your PRIORITIES in ORDER! Was the Holocaust a HOAX?? Where did Adolf Hitler go WRong?? ― Volume 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! (NOTE: If you have Clicked your Mouse on a Book or Booklet that does not Open up, or is not Displayed on your Computer Screen, it is most likely because of the Fact that such a Book or Booklet has not yet been Posted on my Website, even if it is Written. Therefore, just be Patient until it Appears in all of its Glory with the other so-called “Tale Feathers” of the Colorful Peacock from Angel Ridge, who gets New “Tale Feathers” of Various Lengths and New Enlightenment every Year.) 83 The First Thought that probably Enters into the Mind of a Child is AIR, which is quickly Followed by FOOD, which is quickly Followed by LOVE, Warmth, Protection, Care, and so on: because that seems to be the Natural Order from the Time of Birth. Therefore, Priority Number One should be Clean Fresh Air, Followed by Pure Spring Water, Followed by Good Wholesome Food, and so on. However, in the Divided States of United Lies, we have our Priorities in the Wrong Order, whereby Clean Air, Pure Water, and Natural Foods are Secondary to getting more Money, obtaining Entertainment, and having Sex at least for most Adults, who have their Priorities Completely OUT of Order. Nevertheless, just Exactly HOW should we go about getting our Priorities into the Right Order for the most Favorable and Desirable Results, since this is the Age of Terrorism, Fear, Worry, Stress, Tax Slavery, Interest Slavery, and all Kinds of Evils that Torment US? The Answer to that Important Question is found within this Book, which is Guaranteed to Surprise you!
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